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[ink-wizard]

Scav from my post below I named him Scrunkly Caramel lizard ate him

[ink-wizard]

im not teleporting, but im still not paying. worst of both worlds

Wizards need to stop seeing trains and teleporting on without a ticket, it's getting annoying.

[ink-wizard]

bro im not in any counsils. i have no one to pay taxes TO

how did you even get in here i live in a giant glass jellyfish library floating through space

have you sent in your tax paperwork yet

PFFT who needs taxes, im a cartoon character wizard!

[ink-wizard]

i for one told herbert the moonshine skink not to. not my fault. maybe you should have gotten your aunt drugimal-proofed

oh shit the wizards are all getting onto an island together? fuck that, my space jellyfish library is too cool to just chill on a random island i gotta be everywhere

how else am i supposed to run my illegal fighting ring for drug animals, or drugimals as i call them

[ink-wizard]

have you sent in your tax paperwork yet

PFFT who needs taxes, im a cartoon character wizard!

[ink-wizard]

bro be careful, if they pinch you you start to feel The Effects

oh shit the wizards are all getting onto an island together? fuck that, my space jellyfish library is too cool to just chill on a random island i gotta be everywhere

how else am i supposed to run my illegal fighting ring for drug animals, or drugimals as i call them

[ink-wizard]

so long as you keep those AWAY from the heroin crabs, they go utterly apeshit over anything vaguely shaped like food

oh shit the wizards are all getting onto an island together? fuck that, my space jellyfish library is too cool to just chill on a random island i gotta be everywhere

how else am i supposed to run my illegal fighting ring for drug animals, or drugimals as i call them

[ink-wizard]

oh shit the wizards are all getting onto an island together? fuck that, my space jellyfish library is too cool to just chill on a random island i gotta be everywhere

how else am i supposed to run my illegal fighting ring for drug animals, or drugimals as i call them

[ink-wizard]

everyone praises gandalf for his big naturals but who do you think he got them from? i sold my big naturals for potion ingredients

not like i liked the naturals. eugh.

[ink-wizard]

fool. i was already a homestuck

i have found a new magical focus

it's called Knitting Needles of Greater Stabbing (Size 1/??)

now i can cast spells and also knit tiny sweaters.

You should be quaking in fear now. only the most shrunken sweaters for all of you

[ink-wizard]

i have found a new magical focus

it's called Knitting Needles of Greater Stabbing (Size 1/??)

now i can cast spells and also knit tiny sweaters.

You should be quaking in fear now. only the most shrunken sweaters for all of you

[ink-wizard]

i mean, the urn still has a hole...

It seems I need to clarify some shit about my family to you sluts.

My mom: Dead. In an urn. Her soul is gone. Gone gone.

My dad: I sealed him away. You cannot get him out. There is no way to get him out. I planned for everything. I’ve been working on this for 150 years.

My half-brother: still screaming.

My half-sister: Runs a bakery. They still won’t speak to me after the incident.

@the-gnomish-bastards-hat: technically not biologically family, but they’re the closest thing I have to a son. If you hurt him, I will teach you what I can do with a severed rat tail.

[ink-wizard]

note to self, add crystal ball bowling alleys to the illegal fighting ring

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DON'T USE YOUR EVIL ORBS AS SUBSTITUTE BOWLING BALLS I WAS AT CRAZY PINS WITH ALL MY EVIL FRIENDS AND ONE OF THEM USED THIER ORB AS A BALL AND NOW THE PINS HAVE FORNED A UNION AND ARE TRYING TO DESTORY ANYTHING EVEN RENOTLY SPHERICAL DONT ASK ME HOW IT HAPPENED BUT THERE ARE NOW EYE-HATING BOWLING PINS THAT HAVE A DESIRE TO KILL PLEASE GOD I DONT CALL OFTEN BUT PLEASE SAVE ME

[ink-wizard]

FINALLY something useful!

i cast Pipebomb Blast

[ink-wizard]

lmao

hey is like. arsenic lung an illegal spell? is cyanide blood illegal?

will i have my floating cartoon head on a platter if i, god forbid, transmute necessary body parts into common deadly poisons? i wanna made a guy sweat poison ivy oil

[ink-wizard]

hi yeah someone here knows my inspiration at least

hey is like. arsenic lung an illegal spell? is cyanide blood illegal?

will i have my floating cartoon head on a platter if i, god forbid, transmute necessary body parts into common deadly poisons? i wanna made a guy sweat poison ivy oil