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Submissions for quotes are open, I hope you submit some awesome quotes!

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Submissions for quotes are open, I hope you submit some awesome quotes!

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wake up gang a new ship bingo dropped, anyway send me a pairing and I’ll answer!

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Adrien: Raising awareness about mental health! Mine is very bad. Thank you for reading.

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On Adrien's first day at school:

Adrien: Can you watch my coat while I go to the bathroom?

Nino: Sure, but do you think having a guy you don’t know watch your coat is a good idea?

Adrien: I saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured you were harmless.

Nino:

Nino: Fair enough.

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Ladybug: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a (not) straight answer.

Chat Noir: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Ladybug: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Adrien during Chat Blanc: So you lied…about everything.

Gabriel: I didn’t lie.

Gabriel: I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.

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Adrien: I’m a simple boy. People raise their voices at me, I cry for an hour.

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Marinette: The ladybug yeeteth, and the black cat yoinkith away

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Chat Noir: The inside of my skull? Nothing. It's tv static baby. Occasionally a nice breeze blows through. The lights are not on up there.

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Marinette: What do you have?

Lila: An akuma!!

Marinette, transforming: NO-

Chat Noir: oh my god where did she get an akuma-

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Ladybug: You know what Hawkmoth? Fuck you. *purifies the akuma*

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Honeybee: What's your plan?

Ladybug: Don't die.

Honeybee: Okay, but beyond that?

Chat Noir: Don't die.

Honeybee: That's not a plan. It's a general demand of living.

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Adrien: *Looking at a photo that marinette posted* “heh.. cute..”

Plagg: “Heyy so what do you think about marinette..?”

Adrien: “huh? oh she’s just a friend”

Adrien: “Besides there’s Luka” *zooming into luka’s face and sighs*

Plagg: “hmm Adrien I think I know the secret you’re hiding”

Adrien: *zoned out* “Huh but you already know I’m chat-“

Plagg: *puts sweater weather on blast*

Adrien: “o-oh..”

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Nino: You know, Kim gives Max flowers everyday. Why don’t you do that too?

Adrien:

Adrien: Okay.

The next day

Adrien: *gives Max flowers*

Max: ???

Adrien: I’m confused as well.

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wake up gang a new ship bingo dropped, anyway send me a pairing and I’ll answer!

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Kim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Rose: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Kim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Juleka: Actually I did the math, Rose would have $225, not $0.15.

Rose: Fam I’m right here....

Alix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Kim: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Alix: Sorry I only have a dollar

Kim: :(

Juleka: Hey I just realized my brother Luka is right, Rose would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Alix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Juleka: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Max: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice.

Juleka: Apply juice to what

Max: Directly to the forehead

Rose: Great chat everyone