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Lyanna and Jon🥺

🎨cr: mourningstorms

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NedCat: {About to get physical}

Sansa: Hi! Since you almost done dressing Father? How about we head to school early? I’ll check my hair and meet you in the car.

Ned: {sighs} Cat, I’ll be back in two hours, tops.

Catelyn: We decide who does what, when you get back.

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Margaery: you look like my first wife

Sansa: oh! I, um uh, didn’t know you were married before

Margaery: I wasn’t

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Ygritte: {grumbling with a black eye}

Jon: What happened to you?

Val: She’s just upset because It’s national “punch a ginger day”

Ygritte: I told you that is a made up Holliday and you’re the only one that celebrates!

Sansa: {glares at Arya}

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Jon: Honestly, what’s wrong with Dany?

Arya: Nothing

Jon: C’mon!

Sansa: Nothing Jon. She’s a keeper… just Keeper somewhere else…

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your style is just gorgeous and i see you like rare pairs! would you ever consider drawing jon x margaery?

Here you go! Thanks for introducing me to this ship >:) I hope you like it!!

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Arya: {Snatches last bagel when Sansa went to grab it}

Sansa: You’re going to hell

Arya: See you there ya lesbian

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Catelyn: How's the sexiest person here?

Ned: I don't know, how are you?

Catelyn: I-

Ashara: {from across the room} I'm doing great, thanks!

Ned & Catelyn: …

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Catelyn: Girls! Get down here! There’s a lot of work to do!

Arya: Ugh, she’s in a mood

Sansa: You know what we have to do right?

Arya & Sansa: {both nod}

Sansa: THERES NO WAY YOU’RE MY REAL SISTER

Arya: I HATE YOU! I CANT BELIEVE HOW SELFISH AND SHALLOW

Catelyn: That’s it! That’s it! I cannot take the fighting! Just get out of the house…

Arya: heh

Sansa: Works every time

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Margaery: I wouldn’t trust you to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

Cersei: Shut up

Margaery: You got the faith after us!

Cersei: I don’t know what you are talking about. You’re giving in to hysteria.

Margaery: I can’t have hysteria, Sansa is is too good with her tongue.

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Ned: {sighing} You’re an idiot

Catelyn: I’m YOUR idiot!

Catelyn: {Waving her wedding ring in his face} FOREEEEEEEVVVVVVEEERRRR

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Cersei: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sansa: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Catelyn: I NEVER KNEW HOW ANNOYING I COULD BE UNTIL I CREATED A MINI VERSION OF MYSELF AND STARTE ARGUING WITH IT DAILY.

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Sansa: {About Myrcella} She’s adorable! I’ve always wanted a sweet and respectful little sister to call my own!

Arya: I’m right here!

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Val: {Stares}

Jon: What?

Val: Creepy…

Jon: Oh god…

Val: It’s like you’re haunting us

Jon: Val! I’m not really dead

Val: {pokes Jon}

Jon: Stop it!

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Tommen: {About Cersei} It's like she gets off on being withholding.

Joffrey: Whoa, Tommen!

Myrcella: Look who's ragging on the old lady!

Tommen: “I’m Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself.”

Tommen: Because I'm an uptight {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep}, Tommen {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} you old horny slut!

Myrcella: {stunned} Nobody's going to top

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Jon: You two need to stop referring to me as ‘the guy you shared’.

Val: …

Satin: …