internet-goblin
internet-goblin
Internet goblin
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I post about my gay little interests. Sometimes in Czech, sometimes in English, always without warning
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internet-goblin · 14 minutes ago
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Zábavný fakt! Věděli jste, že vůbec první loterie, v níž se daly vyhrát peníze, se konala už v roce 1157 a vyhlásil ji tehdejší švédský král? Hlavní cenou byla velká truhla naplněná mincemi a do loterie so mohl přihlásit každý svobodný obyvatel města Uppsaly, kde byla tato loterie vyhlášená.
Pro více informací si vygooglete Švédské šance!
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internet-goblin · 12 hours ago
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TTHIS POST IS NOW ABOUT PLAGE TALE: REUQIEM!
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internet-goblin · 2 days ago
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Shout out to the big man Leper Darkest Dungeon
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can you see my vision?
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internet-goblin · 2 days ago
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I swear this has nothing to do with me!
My toxic trait is being fully convinced that, provided the right tools and supplies, I could easily fix a tooth cavity, something I have not been trained to do nor ever researched it.
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internet-goblin · 2 days ago
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My toxic trait is being fully convinced that, provided the right tools and supplies, I could easily fix a tooth cavity, something I have not been trained to do nor ever researched it.
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internet-goblin · 3 days ago
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Photodump from the latest historical reenactment event I’ve been to - Trocnov 2025 (yeah, the Trocnov of Jan Žižka of Trocnov fame)
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Also a demonstration on how we practice with a crossbow.
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internet-goblin · 3 days ago
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Male friendships are so fun! I’ve been talking to the line cook at my workplace almost every day we meet there, talking about videogames and stuff, for the past year and a half.
I do not know his name.
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internet-goblin · 3 days ago
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Hi hello what is that about the attempted murder??? May we get more info pretty please? What happened there? Also congrats on the bagpipes. Sounds like a fun instrument to pick up
Okay, so, I grew up in a small town that has twelve or so years ago rocked by a horrific crime. Someone robbed a hair salon, which was maintained by a single hairdresser in her 50s. During the robbery our stylist was nearly killed when the thief clobbered her on the head with a log (in the middle of a town, no idea where he got a log but here we are). Fortunately she recovered fully.
I used to visit the same stylist and some witnesses saw the guy, describing him as young man, thin, dark hair. Naturally, that described me perfectly and landed me on the list of suspects. So one nice day while in school I was called to the director’s office, where there were two detectives explaining their situation and asked me some questions. They were quite polite, I answered, they decided I wasn’t their guy and I never heard from them again.
The actual case was very high profile and I’m sure my Czech friends know what I’ve been describing. A guy was sentenced for the robbery twice, but there were some issues and to this day I’m convinced that maybe he actually did it, but the evidence used against him wasn’t enough for a proper judgement.
Also fun fact, the robber is named Nečesaný, literally meaning “Messy-haired.”
And he got jailed for almost murdering a hairdresser.
Dramatic irony at its best.
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internet-goblin · 4 days ago
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Literally me. When I was in high school, I was once interrogated by the police, because I was a suspect in an attempted murder investigation. (I didn’t do it, I just fit the description and was at the crime scene shortly before it happened)
Anyways, I didn’t find this worthy of sharing with my parents until my mum found out on her own the next day. And boy was she scared that I was in trouble.
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these are KILLING me
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internet-goblin · 9 days ago
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Flamey boi
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internet-goblin · 10 days ago
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Nejtvrdší dodávka, jakou jsem kdy viděl
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internet-goblin · 11 days ago
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Today is my birthday, and the best present for artist is to reblog their arts!
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internet-goblin · 19 days ago
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Thanks! NOT what I’m looking for tho!
Shopping for clothes as a man sucks so much if you want any sort of colour. Our options are just White, Black and whole TWO shades of blue. No matter the chain store.
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internet-goblin · 19 days ago
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Shopping for clothes as a man sucks so much if you want any sort of colour. Our options are just White, Black and whole TWO shades of blue. No matter the chain store.
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internet-goblin · 20 days ago
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Nečekaný archetyp: Socialistický muž, který se zamiluje do magické ženy a pak jí pomůže přemoci magické zaporáky.
(Vizte: Arabela, Saxána, vodnice z Jak utopit doktora Mráčka, trochu i Leontýnka, ...)
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internet-goblin · 21 days ago
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Me upon the first meeting with Kuběnka: Ugh, why does Žižka place so much trust in this drunk ass useless vagrant? This is awful.
Me in the late game: Holy shit!
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internet-goblin · 22 days ago
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I complained and it stopped immedietally.
There’s a lesson to be learned here.
Being sissified? Just say no. Tumblr legally cannot force you to wear maid dress.
Men turn 27 and suddenly their dash becomes filled with AI generated sissification posts.
(It’s me. I’m men)
((What the fuck is going on?!))
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