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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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Daryl Cagle, November 23, 2003

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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in another universe hazy & colt are also weirdos for each other

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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two ridiculous Perapion weevils that i accidentally found (while unsuccessfully looking for earwigs ten times their size) making more ridiculous Perapion weevils. you are powerless to stop them

(April 4th, 2025)

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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some moons