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Sally names Percy for the happy ending she hopes he’ll get. she spends hours researching demigods and their ends. Heracles, poisoned and given immortality as a leash. Bellerophon, revered for his deeds and killed for his hubris. Achilles, feared by all yet slain in battle. none of those would be her boy. She names him Perseus, for his successes and his long life, and she hopes it will help protect him, this name.

Percy is thirteen, recently returned from his first week at Camp, when Sally calls him by his full name. what had caused it, she can't remember. all she can remember is her strict, "Perseus Jackson––" and her son's poorly hidden, full-bodied flinch.

Sally knew––gods, she knew––that he would face hardships. she knew he would have to learn to fight, to protect himself, to kill––but that knowledge hadn't been enough to dim her hope. it was that flinch, that fear that he'd quickly cleared from his eyes at hearing his own name, that started to eat away at her hope like rot.

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gonna write a fic based off this brb (probably won’t ever finish it)

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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Nico's like Percy's adopted little brother and I love that so much. He's Percy's little emo Italian street rat that he claimed as his own. Percy takes care of Nico the same way Grover took care of him I'm in shambles

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percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).

to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?

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twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

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new percabeth hurt/comfort fic just dropped! finally finished this one. i hope yall like it!!!

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lol this is a bit from the episode of the simpsons ‘the PTA disbands’

percy: i think my mom mixed up our lunches

percy, holds up note that reads: ‘i am very proud of you. love, sally’

annabeth: oh yeah, i didn’t think this was for me

annabeth, holds up note: ‘be good. for goodness sake, please be good’

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

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not now sweetie mommy’s blogging about something that 5 people care about

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percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson

clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years

clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.

clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”

clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input

clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like

annabeth:

annabeth:

annabeth: he’s a really good kisser

clarisse:

annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right

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walker said when he read the books he didn’t realize percy and annabeth were romantic until they kissed in book 4 and i think that is so on brand since percy didn’t either 😭

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i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

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zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much