Our names are Greg and Alicia ask us a question and we will both answer. We will try to be helpful, but lacking that at least funny. Just keep in mind, it's only our opinion.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Why the pictures?
we aren't getting questions that's why
Huh. Well whatever you want.
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Should we just delete this blog?
I don't know.
no one wants our advice
I know
...
Well we will be emailed if someone has a question about anything
yeah. I guess we'll keep it going for a while
ok, agreed.
Any questions, whether it's like advice stuff or just a question about the universe out there feel free to ask.
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No one wants our advice
Can you blame them?
What do you mean?
We're a little crazy. This is tumblr, everyone is crazy
They could always ask about something they're just curious about. Like that quarks question.
That's boring and I won't know the answers
*shrugs*
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Hello everyone :)
Thank you for following Alicia and I
We hope you enjoy the madness advice
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I'm bored and Greg is on a date. Does anyone happen to want to ask me something? It doesn't even have to be advice, I mean look at that anon - she/he asked about quarks!
I'm really bored.
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Thanks for following, welcome and all that.
Greg, why are you -
you said I could leave after I welcomed the new follower and I really have to go.
Right, your date. It hardly takes a minute to type a welcome.
Uh huh Can I go now?
Why are you going for a date on a Tuesday night anyway?
I'm leaving. bye
Greg and I both thank you for following.
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What is a quark?
A what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA
Watch the video, anon!
Seriously though, what's a quark?
Greg, why don't you watch the video and find out?
...you found a song about that?
Nerdfighters FTW
I'm lost
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boyfriend-bestfriend-girlfriend started following you
Hey look who followed us
That's great, maybe we can be advice partners
But you and I are already advice partners
That's true, but they're probably smarter than we are.
Our IQ varies
Thank you for following!
#follower#advice partners?#no?#OK then#that's fine#your blog is great#boyfriend-bestfriend-girlfriend
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Hello
No more stalker jokes, then Greg?
Do you miss them, I could try another -
No! I'm perfectly fine, thanks.
Thank you for following us
Enjoy the mayhem advice
Thanks for following :D
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Another one! Do you see what you've started, Alicia?
I'm not too worried
That makes one of us
Thank you for following us
When we aren't helpful we try to be entertaining
although we shoot for helpful. Thank you for following our blog :)
:D XD (: C:
Greg what are you doing
Smiling, obviously.
#follower#advice#smiles#worries#hakunnamattata#disney quotes in tags#lion king#greg still isn't funny#that's what alicia thinks
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Hey Alicia someone is following us
That's nice of them -
Nice? You like people who follow you around then?
That's not even funny
Come on, I had to.
Right, well thank you for following. Say thank you Greg.
Thank you Greg
#greg isn't funny#follower#hello there#stalkers#greg don't tag this stalkers#already done#alicia and greg have tag conversations
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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Greg is bold Alicia is regular typeface
Well to that very deep, engaging question I say Robots.
What, why? It's so dinosaurs.
Robots are cooler - I bet they would have been fine when the meteor hit.
Dinosaurs are really interesting, they let us see more into the past by studying their bones. And a dinosaur could chomp a robot in half any day.
Let us agree to disagree
Very well.
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How should we start the blog?
No idea
Maybe we should ask each other something.
Why is the sky blue?
The sky is blue because the light from the sun is actually made up of many different colours. When the light goes through the atmosphere, the blue light waves bounce off of things in the atmosphere, making the sky appear blue.
Did you seriously already know the answer to that?
Yes, what of it?
You're such a nerd.
I was curious one day and I looked it up.
Ask me something then.
Um...
What, you have no questions?
No, let me think...
*shakes head in disappointment*
How do you prevent nerves when doing something in front of a croud?
I heard the underwear thing works pretty well.
How original
Picture them all as monkeys tap dancing, and doing a very bad job at it, so bad that whatever you're doing for them will be amazing in comparison no matter what.
... no comment
Success!
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