Arrr. I be Irving, the most powerful and mysterious seafaring spellslinger ye have ever seen. Or rather, ye have nay seen me, else ye be dead (or part of me crew). I be looking for a place to stash me wizard-booty, without needing to split it with anyone. If ye have any suggestions on this matter or if ye be a scallywag that wants to join me crew, do not hesitate to enquire. And if ye be a member of the Wizard Marine, or after me Wizard booty, best ye beware, for i will unleash such torments upon ye, ye'll wish I had just keelhauled you.
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dude-the-NARC- dragon demanding I provide a provenance for MY ethically stolen dragon bone powder? I would have never expected something so piratephobic of you.
Ok guys, we've laughed and we've joked around but Im setting my claw down. If I catch any of you magical shits using unethically sourced dragon components as magical reagents I am gonna vore you.
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I mean yeah, summoming ketamine ape is a fools move anyways.
I cast...
SUMMON CRACK COCAINE BABOON
Sorry babe I'm pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it is
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Interdimensional piracy isn't on this list because they can't charge me if they can't catch me
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You would say that, wouldn't you?
it's about time we ended the reign of the evil wizard
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You mean the one you ate... don't you...
me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"
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Listen here, and listen ye well, God comes not into the sexual proclivities of the great society of the arcane.
I have seen the terrifying creatures that my colleagues have conjured up while in the depths of sexual desperation.
AND THEY ALWAYS BREACH THE CHAINS, CONTAINMENTS, GEASES, AND BINDINGS PLACED UPON THEM.
Subby boys who arch into the handjob, stomachs clenching and fist squeezing the seat their in begging you to go faster anything from your torturous slow pace but knowing the minute you pick up speed theyll explode.
“are you going to be a good boy and listen or do i need to keep teaching you this lesson”
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... what manner of spells be ye eating over there?
Subby boys who arch into the handjob, stomachs clenching and fist squeezing the seat their in begging you to go faster anything from your torturous slow pace but knowing the minute you pick up speed theyll explode.
“are you going to be a good boy and listen or do i need to keep teaching you this lesson”
#wizardposting#pirate wizard#wizardry#wizardblr#caster of spells? more like jerker of boys#my goodness
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Damn, I wish I had weed and tits
smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah
#wizardposting#pirate wizard#wizard#wizardry#wizardcore#wizardblr#wizards#wizard island#wizard posting#pirate wizardry all the way#pirate big naturals
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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts
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You have formulated it as a most potent spell.
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POTENT AS DEEZ NUTS!!!!
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
#wizardposting#pirate wizard#wizard#wizardry#wizardcore#wizards#wizardblr#wizard island#pirate wizardry all the way#wizard posting#my nuts#deez nuts#slorb on my orb boy
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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago
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