itsjavestridbert

[itsjavestridbert]

someone tell this fUCKING MANIAC what MONTH IT IS

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, MAJOR TOM DO YOU COPY

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW

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>John and Jave: Reenter 

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OOC

((If Tumblr deletes my blog for some reason before I can archive it

Come find me on @betwixtstarfall ))

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So I hear Tumblr’s Done

While on paper the idea is that their bot is going to only get rid of NSFW stuff, the Flagging AI is already flagging things like flesh colored animals or the word “titties”. So even though I’ve been away from the RP scene for a while due to school and work, I can only imagine that the RP fandom is at least partially trying to decide if they’ll stay here or move.

If the consensus is move, please let me know where I can find you/where all the cool kids are gonna be going! I’d love to try to get back into the swing come 2019, but I’d most specifically love to be able to find you guys again. 

My only reliable online presence aside from here is my Discord, please PM me if you would like it, I’m on there more days then not. Aside from that, I hope to see you guys around soon!

Man this sucks

-Harmy/Symph/Egmun

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Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you have crossed rivers and hills.

Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you saw the flicker of a glowing light open up on the other side of the plains, right as  you were warned to keep your eyes pealed.

Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you just blacked out for a solid 10 seconds as you wiped out on the last hill. Your bad for trying to snowboard down a snowless hill using only tree bark and mushroom slime.

Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you’ve just come across a pile of the most amazing, delicious smelling food you’ve seen in your whole damn life. And NONE of it corn.

You’ll see the note when your animal brain stops screaming. For now?

Your name is JAVE STRIDBERT and you have never cried so freely in your whole damn life.

==> john: sendificate.

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[itsjavestridbert]

normal things with creepy connotations:

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent

finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

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yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀

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It was silent The trees The birds The air There was just the sound of me, breaking💚

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peaceful easy feeling

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witchcraft | FOREST WITCHES

forest witches use the power of the woods and the nature that it houses in their magic. they often work with plants, dirt, animals and foraged items.

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taz aesthetic board! really happy with this one

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man this is stressful i dont know if i can churn out any morgue 

ectobismallogist

you’re supernaturally bad at this.

occult it out pretending like the puns havent at least made you a little high spirited

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[itsjavestridbert]

incomprehensible on main. unknowable on main. just an utterly fucking unfathomable bastard on main