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These four idiots (they're not idiots, they're smarter than I'll ever be)

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It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻

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Hope

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Bestest man goes through worstest day.

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highway robbery

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Damian rn is like "I'm healing. I know who I am, and who I want to be. I've found my calling in life, and I'm ready to welcome tomorrow"

And then Jon is like "Life is hopeless"

I ain't never seen two happy best friends, always one of them gotta be in the trenches

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I will never get over batman calling some random kid hes saving from a bomb, Jason

Like THE WAY HE FREAKS OUT??? THE WAY IT JUST SLIPS OUT AND HE REALISES HIS MISTAKE?

"Just do as I say, Jason-- Jason?!? My God! Oh, My God."

Do you think he sees Jason in every child he saves? How many times do you think Bruce has slipped up and called someone Jason?

Im imagining like, that scene in Steven Universe where Pearl is like "Why won't you let me protect you, Rose!" That just gives Bruce at this moment in time. I feel like he was screaming that internally when Tim showed up in the Robin costume.

If i was that kid and heard the literal Batman praying to god, Im hoping my death is a swift one.

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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]

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Look I don’t care how implausible it is, I don’t care how ridiculous it is. Dick is eight years old when he becomes Robin. It’s the funniest fuckin thing and I refuse to ever make him older than eight when he bullies a grown ass Bruce into letting him go out at night with him.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.

Majority of the rogues everywhere hate Nightwing because they all know he used to be the feral child that they all thought Batman should have put on a leash, half of them have been straight up bitten by him before he lost all his baby teeth, and they’re all so bitter about the fact that they’ve been beaten by an actual elementary school student. And now he’s all grown up? He’s fucking terrifying.

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night shift

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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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I drew ddvau cuteguy but polished it a bit this time🥹

(Yes...I was too lazy to draw the wings more detailed...I am a simple man...)

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I drew my dc oc Vincent Payne! He's been currently rattling around my brain recently🤭 concept drawings and backstory below!

Hes the illegitimate son of the Penguin and has the powers of a super computer after one nearly killed him when he was in his teens. After this, he was recruited by the Cobblepots to kill his other illegitimate siblings. He became a supervillain that went under the name "Magellanic" and wrecked havoc as the ultimate hacker.

During this time, he met his boyfriend, Caleb/káhm-el (belonging to @before-ulyss3s ) before breaking up with him and becoming a psycho ex after Caleb decided he wanted to be a hero and not a villain like Vince. This led to Vincent having many many contingency plans and weapons designed specifically to kill Caleb if he ever showed his face around him again (which he did...and it didnt go well).

A few years later, Vincent ran out of siblings to murder. Suddenly the spotlight was on him and the Cobblepots attempted to murder him, but it failed, Vincent escaping through becoming code and travelling through the computer and back to his ex boyfriend (awkward) as he didn't know who else to turn to. After developing relationships with his ex's team mates (who he dubbed as the "Superzeroes"), he made the decision to go good, becoming the hero Hyperlink. He still struggles, not used to being a part of a team and looking after others, plus, its super awkward working on your ex boyfriend's team, but he manages.

And yk, maybe it'll spark something more

Concept art of Vincent

Sketches of the piece above

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how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

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Hehehe 😊😘

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They heard someone talking shit about Bruce