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wow love boner right here
work has been making me feel incredibly asexual and greasy off late, so i decided to take some slightly inappropriate selfies before i put my uniform on this morning to make myself feel better.
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I find this eerily reminiscent of my own romantic escapades.
Not the small penis bit though. At least that's what I keep telling myself...
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the scene that defined a generation
at least the generation i know
not sure whether this is a good thing or not...
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getting a bit tense in here
by the end of this week i will have had 2 interviews with recruiters, a full technical/face to face interview and a telephone interview, all with 2 separate companies, plus completed an online test with a third.
last sunday i hadn't even applied to anything.
fuck
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Labs is shit. Switch to theoretical and you will never have to do them again!!! Also it's actually interesting!

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Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
The Biggest Plot Twist: You finish the game of Monopoly.
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Guess which bitch graduated on Wednesday?
That's right. This bitch.
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Olympic opening ceremony in a nutshell:
OUR MUSIC IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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