#cyanide and happiness
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Jaune: (Asleep in bed)
Salem: (Rises from the darkness)
Jaune: (Stirs, Gasps)
Salem: ...
Salem: I HAD A BAD DREAM.
Jaune: ...
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Salem: (Sleeping in Jaune's bed)
Jaune: ...
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POV: You grew up with the swag
The long awaited sequel 🎉

#60 seconds#among the sleep#asdfmovie#baldis basics#bijuu mike#club penguin#crazy frog#creepypasta#cyanide and happiness#Dwayne n jazz#gachaverse#girlsgogames#hello neighbor#jacksepticeye#kindergarten#little lizard#markiplier#matpat#minecraft#moshi monsters#palace pets#random encounters#reaction time#roblox#rwby#sonic the hedgehog#strawberry shortcake#tomodachi life#tony crynight#wolf children
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Cyanide and uhhhh idk
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Cinder: ...
Jaune: Damn, girl~. Are you a demon~?
Jaune: Because damn... Damn...
Jaune: (Holding cross) DAMN YOU TO HEEELL~!
Demon!Cinder: (Shrieking)
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#cyanide and happiness#cyanide & happiness#comics#comic#cartoons#cartoon#religion#dogma#atheist#homophobia#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia#lgbtqia+ solidarity#class war#bible nonsense#god#jesus#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#anti homophobia#gay#gay solidarity
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Adrian: Uncle Jaune! There's a monster under my bed!
Jaune: Oh, I'm sure it's not- Wait, what's this? (Pulls out) A mirror?
Adrian: Ha ha ha! You get it? I got you, Uncle Jaune! You're the monster!
Jaune: (Turns away)
Adrian: ...U-Uncle Jaune... Where's your reflection?
Jaune: ...
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Ruby: You stole my screen-time, you son of a bitch! (Grabs Jaune)
Jaune: (Deflects, Punches, Uppercuts)
Ruby: (On the ground) Owie...
Jaune: (Kneels down, Uses Aura Amp)
Ruby: (Fully healed) Wow, than-
Jaune: Here's your medical bill.
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Boring World: Duck Column.
He’s quacking up. (Don’t forget to follow for more weird/goofy comics!)
#boringworld#original comic#webcomic#boringworldcomic#comedy comic#funny comic#animal comic#comedy#comics#indie comic#ducks#ducks in a row#shen comix#strange planet#cyanide and happiness#poorly drawn lines#throwback thursday#throwback
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Jaune: Hey, Yang, it's been a while~!
Yang: Yeah, what's new?
Jaune: Well, Weiss and I are married now.
DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS!
Blake: DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER-
Yang: Yeah, me too...
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