#cyanide and happiness
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howlingday · 7 days ago
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Jaune: (Asleep in bed)
Salem: (Rises from the darkness)
Jaune: (Stirs, Gasps)
Salem: ...
Salem: I HAD A BAD DREAM.
Jaune: ...
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Salem: (Sleeping in Jaune's bed)
Jaune: ...
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bigtittiecomitte · 3 months ago
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POV: You grew up with the swag
The long awaited sequel 🎉
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oldinterneticons · 5 months ago
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gwen-person · 5 months ago
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Cyanide and uhhhh idk
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howlingday · 7 days ago
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Cinder: ...
Jaune: Damn, girl~. Are you a demon~?
Jaune: Because damn... Damn...
Jaune: (Holding cross) DAMN YOU TO HEEELL~!
Demon!Cinder: (Shrieking)
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nando161mando · 2 years ago
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howlingday · 7 days ago
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Adrian: Uncle Jaune! There's a monster under my bed!
Jaune: Oh, I'm sure it's not- Wait, what's this? (Pulls out) A mirror?
Adrian: Ha ha ha! You get it? I got you, Uncle Jaune! You're the monster!
Jaune: (Turns away)
Adrian: ...U-Uncle Jaune... Where's your reflection?
Jaune: ...
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howlingday · 7 days ago
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Ruby: You stole my screen-time, you son of a bitch! (Grabs Jaune)
Jaune: (Deflects, Punches, Uppercuts)
Ruby: (On the ground) Owie...
Jaune: (Kneels down, Uses Aura Amp)
Ruby: (Fully healed) Wow, than-
Jaune: Here's your medical bill.
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squidbeardart · 14 days ago
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Boring World: Duck Column.
He’s quacking up. (Don’t forget to follow for more weird/goofy comics!)
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howlingday · 4 months ago
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Jaune: Hey, Yang, it's been a while~!
Yang: Yeah, what's new?
Jaune: Well, Weiss and I are married now.
DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS!
Blake: DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER BOOBS! DON'T LOOK AT HER-
Yang: Yeah, me too...
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