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After the flood of Pokémon teams I just gave up. Maybe I'll catch up on a free weekend or something for now I'll just haunt @rocksibblingsau 's dms and torture her.

Is it my just impression or has j-ad1 been missing lately? Where is he? I miss him, he was just a guy a goofy guy 😞

Mostly he's in my DMs.

@j-ad1 Come back, the people miss you

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Broppy hcs for 🌈pride✨

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if? oh do you mean Incredibly Factual? then yeah it is if

Me: *Wakes up and sees “Trollex would pull a Creek for Synth”

…yeah that checks out. But geezus Trollex would be a horrible king. If Redacted IS Synth and he never left Rock Territory would we get a potential war?

Yeah Trollex isn't a great king in the regards that he'd sell out his people for one person, but as long as nothing bad happens, he's great! A very caring and understanding king. Just... you know... would sell you out for Synth in a heartbeat.

IF, and this is IF, [Redacted] was Synth, Trollex would only cause a war if he thought they were keeping Synth there or hurting him. If Synth wanted to be there, Trollex would allow it. Trollex wants whatever Synth wants, so long as he's safe.

Synth wouldn't want to have his people sacrificed for him, but Trollex will ignore that wish because it results in dead Synth. Trollex would rather be hated by an alive Synth than loved by a dead Synth.

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synth!

its synth!!!!!!!!! you said it your self in a post stop gaslighting me!

how many redacted are there

Right now I think there's just the one. I may have mentioned other redacteds but there's one true [Redacted]

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VINDICATION!!!!! [redacted] is synth! they said it themselves! i was right hahahahahha!!!!!!

Me: *Wakes up and sees “Trollex would pull a Creek for Synth”

…yeah that checks out. But geezus Trollex would be a horrible king. If Redacted IS Synth and he never left Rock Territory would we get a potential war?

Yeah Trollex isn't a great king in the regards that he'd sell out his people for one person, but as long as nothing bad happens, he's great! A very caring and understanding king. Just... you know... would sell you out for Synth in a heartbeat.

IF, and this is IF, [Redacted] was Synth, Trollex would only cause a war if he thought they were keeping Synth there or hurting him. If Synth wanted to be there, Trollex would allow it. Trollex wants whatever Synth wants, so long as he's safe.

Synth wouldn't want to have his people sacrificed for him, but Trollex will ignore that wish because it results in dead Synth. Trollex would rather be hated by an alive Synth than loved by a dead Synth.

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This is why i stick to water.

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Thanks

Muwahaha i woke up and chose chaotic evil. i save my ious, i play the long game..... it was worth it.

don't forget you have 1 left before billgate

I hate you

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Do you think your Branch

will ever go to Vacay island and accidentally meet Bruce?

i had a hard time answering this because it's spoiler but then i was like, with my current scheduel by the time i get to where this is even relevant no one will remember i even said anything. its the same reason why i ask a person what they want for their birthday like 6 months in advance. spoiler::::

DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SPOILED

yes and in fact, there's gonna be a whole mini arc about it. tho bruce doesn't meet branch

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Samall funny question will Piss Harbor make an appearance in your techno Branch au

probably not. i don't really like using ocs. but i do like messing with @rocksibblingsau so maybe in a oneshot with piss x trollex for the cringe factor.

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more Trolls in cool Sonic poses yippieeeeeeee

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Muwahahaha @rocksibblingsau 1 more left.

Chaz should have been voiced by Lin Manuel Miranda

Chaz: I hid the letter and raced to his place

Screamed, "How could you?!" in his face

He said:

Billy: No, sir!

Chaz: Half-dressed, apologetic, a mess

He looked pathetic, he cried:

Billy: Please don't go, sir!

Chaz: So was your whole story a setup?

Billy: I don't know about any letter!

Hickory: ....What did I just walk into???

-💙

I hate that I love that song

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Long live the chazening

Hi guys it's me Chaz the Smooth Jazz Troll and I don't appreciate the slander on my name. The Chazening will now last an entire week.

You be quiet

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did someone say chazening?

It's been a year since...the Chazening...

We don't invoke its name

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Art by @dialga64bitz

Commissioned a lil something off that idea I had awhile ago! Lyrics are from Crack Baby by Mitski

If you're stumbling on this, it's based off my fic where Barb adopts Branch as her little brother!

I really like the idea that Branch has been craving sibling affection this whole time but didn't really know it until he had Barb.

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what do you think it would happen if

your tecno Branch from your au met the tecno Branch from @rocksibblingsau

i don't know but im finding out what it would be like if my trollex,synth and beatz met hers. it's interesting and fun. maybe me and @rocksibblingsau can discuss our branches meeting but it would probably involve a lot of spoilers. i can't speak for her but my branch is still a concept im ironing out rn, not to mention somethings might change. for example when i started this au trollex was gonna be aro/ace. Then I found out that Trollex and Hickory have chemistry and that Brain Rot rotted.

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need some help.

hey so idk if anyone's noticed or not but it's been a while since i wrote anything. my excuse for march was all the daily uploads i was doing for February but as for april it's cuz my spring semeter started. between school and my job it's been hard to find the time but this month i wanna try and work on a chapter or two. originally it as gonna be for techno branch since it's been a while and it is my 'main' story at least rn. however i found out it's mermay and i have a bitty mermaid au that still needs finishing, there's also the chazening 2025 fic that i was gonna work on for @rocksibblingsau (plus a lil something extra for her troubles ;)). sorry the bit of a vent but anyway.