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One: Never trying to bag an astrology bitch again. [Two] asked for my sign and when I said cancer they said, "I know someone who died of that." Three: So that's when you decided you were done pinning after them? One: No that conversation happened when we first met. One: This continued for two years after that. One: They made me figure out my entire star chart. I don't know what half of those things mean. Three: Was that when you decided you were done? One: No. That was also when we first met.

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One: I'm still cleaning up after Groundhog Day, and I turn around and the mailman hands me a Valentine. Two: From who? One: From the mailman. And of course I didn't get him anything, and I can't very well tell him it's in the mail.

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One: I hate being the third wheel. Two: Oh, please. You've been the third wheel with me and [Three] for so long, I think of us as a tricycle. Without our third wheel, what would we be? One: A bicycle?

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One: I must be dreaming. Pinch me. Two: Okay. One: One: Not on the butt, [Two]! Two: Sorry, it was just right there.

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BTW, submissions are open via the ask box. If you know the source to the quote you're submitting, be sure to include that. If not, I'll just put unknown.

Also, if you recognize any of the quotes from the #source: unknown tag, you can also inform me of that in the replies or in my ask box, so I can fix it.

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(The gang is in a horror movie scenario) One: Well, is any one of us safe? Two: Yes. Virgins. Virgins never die. Three, to Four: Alright, thanks for saving me. Five: I'm dead. Six: I'm dead. Two: I'm as sick as you can get without actually dying.

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One: How could you possibly get in this much trouble in one day? Two: But it didn't take me the whole day.

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One: This is going to ruin the tour. Two: What tour? One: The world tour.

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One: Takes me back to when I would stay out all night to avoid my problems. One: ... One: But that was last week.

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One: You know, it's just not our cup of tea. So, I'll just throw this tea away, down the sink. But if you want it... you can lick it out of the sink.

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One: They say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So I shall stay silent. I plead the fifth. One: ... One: No, I have to say something.

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One: [Two] is drinking milk? Milk is good for you. Two: People have tried to break my bones. They actually will not break.

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One: [Two], how would you like to work with [Three]? Three: When pigs fly. Two: You fly?

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One: Hey, [Two], how was your driving lesson? Two: I saw a little billboard in a residential area. Is nowhere sacred? Three: That wasn't an ad, it was a yellow warning sign that said "Watch for children". Two: They don't need watches, they have the sun.

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*One & Two listening to Limp Bizkit* One: I'll limp your bizkit. Two: ... I don't even want to know what that means.

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One: I just got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome *laughs* One: Now I take Adderall.

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One: [Two] said yes! Three: What was the question? Two: Will you marry me? Three: No?