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Leo: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
Mikey: It didn’t take me the whole day.
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aotearoa20 · 18 hours
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Annatar: Becoming the Number One is my very essence, okay. And as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Celebrimbor: Next to you?
Annatar: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Celebrimbor:
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Daemon: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
Jon & Rhaegar: It didn't take us the whole day.
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*Anakin and Ahsoka arguing*
Captain Rex, to Obi-Wan: Should we leave?
Obi-Wan: No, no. I want to see Ahsoka make Anakin cry.
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*Y/N and Jason arguing*
Dick: *to Damian* Should we leave?
Damian: No, no. I want to see L/N make Todd cry
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Bruce: What does Damian want this time?
Dick: A fifty-dollar squirt gun.
Bruce: A fifty-dollar squirt gun? No really, what does he want?
Damian: Father, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun. We're talking the Hydrosat 3000Z.
Bruce: That's nice, son. Pretty steep ask though, maybe for the holidays.
Damian: Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Wanda: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!
Y/N:
Wanda: Not on the butt, Y/N.
Y/N: Sorry, it was just there.
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Colin: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me!
Colin:
Colin: Not on the butt, Penelope.
Penelope: Sorry, it was just there.
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mamaspidershit · 2 months
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Natasha: Mia, remember how we were worried about Peter’s F-U-T-U-R-E? Peter: Oh mom, you don’t have to worry about my furniture! Maria: Oh God…
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batfamgalore · 2 years
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*Dick is injured but he convinces Bruce to let him go on a recon mission to get intel and it goes bad*
Bruce: I thought you said you wouldn’t have to fight?
Dick: Bruce, you should know by now that I’m wrong about absolutely everything.
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[Raph and Karai are arguing]
Mikey: Should we leave?
Donnie: No, no. I want to see Karai make Raph cry.
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Cherri, rolling her eye at a drunk Husk: How can anything be wrong between you and Angie? You love him more than I do.
Vaggie: *Looks at Cherri*
Cherri: It’s true and I’m okay with it.
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writerswho · 6 months
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Bakugou: Becoming the Number One is my very essence, okay. And as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Midoriya: Next to you?
Bakugou: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Midoriya:...
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Slughorn: You can't tell Evan and Barty what to do. I've been trying to do that since their first year. I remember when I try to separate their derks. Evan kicked me. Barty bit me. And some little punk kept saying "Leave them alone! They should get married!". Regulus: I was cute then, huh? Slughorn: Precious.
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Y/N: Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?
Sam: *sarcastically* Yes. And what a joy it is
Y/N: Sorry, mom, I shouldn’t take my anger out on you. That’s what Dean’s for. Dean!
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Isaac: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings! Scott: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum. Isaac: You hit the ground and started running!
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