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The beginning of a new series. Maybe not. I have started a couple in the past and never seem to keep them going as they may seem repetitive. Fuck that. And fuck how my Instagram grid is looking. Gonna do whatever my heart desires that day. Please yourself no one else. But please, do click that like button. My confidence wanes rapidly. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #moviecritic #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #funny #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMkdX3fhSPw/?igshid=ci9h00bglv8q

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Had to have a colonoscopy (my arsehole is still not on speaking terms with me). When I was under the bliss of the sedation drugs (yes, please) these thoughts just came to my mind. How the colonoscopy process resembles doing therapy and surviving depression and anxiety. That is all for tonight folks. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #depression #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #funny #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMfUQcKBx9X/?igshid=kfctyzcfhojz

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Trying to get my mojo back. Slowly getting there. Fucking baby steps. Buuuut, this what my craziness has produced for today. Thanks for sticking around. I knew I wasn’t the only crazy around. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #jacrispy #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #funny #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMSf1Ffh5hU/?igshid=1t8ijp68wszgt

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I know, I know. Valentine’s day is done and dusted. But every day should be celebrated as such. Urgh. Can’t handle being corny. Fuck that. I was late, ok? Life happens and shit does too, but I am here. Being obnoxious and batshit crazy. Can’t change that. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #valentines #webcomics #webcomic #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #funnycomics #funnycomicstrips #funnycomic #comicstrips (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLcV_c5B-Fh/?igshid=1jxmqnqozgdmc

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Another week, another dad joke. There. I haven’t got more to say. Hum, I can maybe talk about the weather. Yeah, it’s fucking cold. There. Well, there’s always covid-19. Yeah, that’s a shit show, right? There. This just got me thinking. Don’t get in an elevator with me. My small talk is fucking non-existent. The only thing I will be doing will be humming to the marvelous elevator classics music. It always gets me shaking my hips. And you won’t find anyone else like me enforcing the max number of people in an elevator. Hate fucking elevators so if the elevator guy says eight people max, you the seventh passenger will be tackled by me (yes, I always give a margin of two, don’t trust those limit numbers; Are all eight slim or not? Is everyone constipated and full of shit? Is anyone a false slim (very heavy bones but a smallish figure. Trust me, I have listened to this excuse all my life…) There are just too many fucking variables…) There. From firefighters to elevators. One simply cannot make this shit up. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #jacrispy #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #dadjokes #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKzb3J1BMrU/?igshid=14t7mq1tudpbn

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Went to the pharmacy this morning. No. No haemorrhoid cream for me. Not yet. Got stop eating Indian. Anyway. I diverge. Went to the pharmacy. Full of COVID-19 propaganda. Spoke with my dad yesterday and he told me one of his famous jokes. You know, the ones you have to laugh at because you want to be part of his will. Just kidding. Love you dad. Love your jokes. And then it hit me. Why not combine the two? Anyway, I couldn’t be bothered to think longer and harder about this. Good to be back. Have a lot of venom to release. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #jacrispy #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #dadjokes #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKo8EyUB_5F/?igshid=1mj8a69xq3r2m

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It has been too long. First, all the shit around moving to a new house. Second, it was fucking cold and I didn’t want to exit the bed-sofa highway. And then the worst came. The self-doubt. The fear of being shit and a failure. And then it all came tumbling down. Spent the whole day yesterday watching Netflix (btw, Bling Empire is addictive. And dumb numbing…) By the end of it, I just got up to fucking pee and looked in the mirror. After getting scared for about two seconds with my hair (sofa hair is a thing too, people), I told myself that it was enough with the fucking pity party. So, I just started drawing this morning. Based on some memories of shit I have heard, as any other woman has, when passing by a scaffolded building full of poets. Glad I am back. Even if this is shit, I showed up. For myself. For my loved ones. And mainly for my dog. This way I have a life and don’t spend the whole day fucking bothering him. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #funnycomicstrips #jacrispy #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKmRrpQBJJo/?igshid=1wx271z4lwwb0

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One of my favourite TV shows ever, “Peaky Blinders”. It has shitloads of swearing so I feel like I'm at home. I even get emotional every time I hear “fucking”. Yes, a tiny tear is shed every time. And the action is based in Birmingham, the birthplace of the Great Ja’Crispy. I just need to go and buy a flat cap. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #peakyblinders #webcomics #webcomic #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #funnycomics #funnycomicstrips #funnycomic (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJtnBuPhBE6/?igshid=4alhkspi8xir

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Happy New Year all. I guess I am still the same crazy fucker from last year so, here it is, my first craziness of 2021. Need to go and buy some fluffy dice for my car. Enjoy. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #dadjokes #jacrispy #comic #comics #illustrationgram #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJofrb6hA5H/?igshid=18igtsthzr22j

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These are our predictions for the new year. Basically, we came up with an error message. There is a bug. Literally. And don't get me started with New Year’s resolutions. I ain’t got time for that shit. Off to the liquor store to prepare for tomorrow. See you in a couple of days. And just so you know, Ja'Crispy takes private readings. Just bring money and a glass cleaner. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #2021 #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJbsh1EB6dh/?igshid=tlvvoehkfx7e

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And after my Top 9 voted by my loyal readers, here comes my favourite. Short and sweet (not like me), it portrays one of my dad’s most told jokes. My dad’s superpower is to tell the same jokes over and over again and always laughing like it is the first time he is telling them. He even starts laughing midway when he tells them. I guess the crazy genes can be passed down. Not sure about the funny ones… Been tempted in the past to tell this joke to some people that I know (more like an absolute truth to them rather than a joke). Will 2021 give me the balls to say this? I guess it will. My decency and shame are flying out the window since I’ve started these comics. Just “no” to learning ballet. I don’t do tutus. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #cartoonart #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #igcomic #webcomics #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #funnycomic #instacomics #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #cartooning #funnycomics #instacomic #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #dailycomicstrip (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZOc-yBGL0/?igshid=1sl4lhod4t0zo

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And after my Top 9 voted by my loyal readers, here comes my Top 1 (yes, yes, it’s not Top 9; I play by my own rules, Karen). Short and sweet (not like me), it portrays one of my dad’s most told jokes. My dad’s superpower is to tell the same jokes over and over again and always laughing like it is the first time he is telling them. He even starts laughing midway when he tells them. I guess the crazy genes can be passed down. Not sure about the funny ones… Been tempted in the past to tell this joke to some people that I know (more like an absolute truth to them rather than a joke). Will 2021 give me the balls to say this? I guess it will. My decency and shame are flying out the window since I’ve started these comics. Just “no” to learning ballet. I don’t do tutus. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #cartoonart #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #igcomic #webcomics #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #funnycomic #instacomics #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #cartooning #funnycomics #instacomic #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #dailycomicstrip (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJZMn4phG-j/?igshid=voh2g1q81yc4

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Feels strange to post my stupid face but here it is, our Top 9. Yay. Rejoice. And yes, it is the same comic. "Why?" you may ask. Instead of asking Instagram my Top 9, I asked my beloved first readers. The wankers only liked one of the episodes so far and to make this a more reputable top 9 with more content and shit, we've repeated the same episode nine times. It's that good. And yes, this was based on a sample of just two, formed by the cat and the old lady from my testimonials section in the website (could only get these two; the squirrel can't read shit, my family says I should get a real job and my friends say they don't hablar english)... And for any statistician out there, just shut the fuck up. Two is more than enough to reach conclusions. Just check any of the big pharma studies. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #top9 #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJWaf8VBRNz/?igshid=13lxseo7xba3k

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Guys, we wish you a merry fucking Xmas. Enjoy a quiet time with your loved ones even from afar (blessed video calls). We will be in a food coma mode so see you in a couple of days. Or maybe sooner. Have no fucking clue. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #christmascomics #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJJ3PfuB4Ro/?igshid=pzpdi4ewso4f

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I am a proud owner of a Fiat 850 Sport Coupe from 1970, a gift from my dad. More about that will follow. But to celebrate reaching 500 followers, a Fiat 500 had to do it. Maybe if I reach 850 followers, I can draw it? Hum, don’t stretch it girl… Anyway, guys, thank you so much for your support. I cannot believe I have hit this mark. Far more than a number, it is the fact to have found such great artists here, that share a crazy ass way to view the world. That is the best reward one could ask for. I am not crazy in this world all by myself. Thank you. Going to go and get drunk now. . . . #fiat500 #webcomics #500followers #webcomic #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #funnycomics #funnycomicstrips #funnycomic (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHVV-MBpsN/?igshid=9xdxct5lt3f8

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It’s about time I did something related to Christmas. I always tell my friends I don’t do Christmas but fucking hell, when Wham! and Mariah Carey start playing on the radio, my ass just starts to move and I can’t stop singing along. I probably do enjoy Christmas it seems… . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #christmascomic #christmascomics #webcomics #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJEp4wDhi8Q/?igshid=16wk8h0n3gao3

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This is my response to @theadventuresoflilspider challenge #lilspidermta. To draw myself in a cartoon style. This is how I think my dog sees me every time he must have a bath. Like a fucking Doberman issuing orders and being a fucking pain in the arse. And I have been told that I can be quite bossy. So, here I am. Way cooler than in reality btw. . . . #jacrispyisawesome #jacrispy #comic #comics #schnauzers #drawing #illustration #cartoon #digitalart #artist #comicart #comicbooks #comicbook #webcomic #draw #artwork #comicstrip #funny #artistsoninstagram #webtoon #comedy #arte #illustrator #instaart #drawings #comicartist #igcomicfamily #igcomics #digitaldrawing (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJCIRa0h8CA/?igshid=czq1lu2pxqvw