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ik i just run a tumblr smut page BUT!!!

FUCK ICE, free palestine, free congo, FUCK trump, FUCK musk, no one is illegal on stolen land, and if u disagree, FUCK YOU TOO!!!

i’ve said this before but if u support that fuckass orange in office, idc if ur a silent follower or ur like is ur only form of interacting with me, just know, i don’t want it!!! and u are a terrible person!!! 😛

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"A Second Chance: TEASER"

ᵖᵃⁱʳ: Robert "Bob" Reynolds x Female Reader

ᵃ/ⁿ: spoilers for Thunderbolts* read at your own risk. This fic is dedicated to my Shawty bae who hasn't even seen the movie yet <3 See you soon

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14 MONTHS LATER

"-But we are the Avengers, the government said so" Yelena walks alongside John, Ava, and Bucky her expressions annoyed and confused as they enter the meeting room of the tower "How does Sam Wilson not understand that?"

"Well he does have the shield " Bucky interjects

John glances off toward Bucky "Well I got a shield to"

Bucky shakes his head "It's not a shield"

"Jesus Christ" Yelena mumbles, rolling her eyes. They had only been the 'Avengers' for a year and she had lost count of the 'Little bitch fits' Bucky and John would get into by breathing the same air too long.'

"Yeah it is a shield"

"It's a Shitty shield"

The four of them walk down the few steps, making their way to the room's sofas. "It's a great shield, Bucky"

"Get a room, please" Ava scoffs.

Yelena raises her hand "Okay" she cuts them off "If he puts together a team and then the team is called the Avengers-" Yelena turns just as Bucky takes a seat "Then who are the real Avengers?"

"Well, that's the question the internet has been asking and judging by the very nasty memes that I've read...They don't think that It's us" John sits himself on the sofa, kicking his feet up.

Yelena removes one of her hands from her hips, gesturing towards Bucky as she begins to pace a few feet back and forth "Weren't you going to talk to him?" and by him, she meant Sam. Bucky's gaze is on the dark marble floor, his jaw tensing at the question.

"I already did" he replies, tone low.

"And?"

"It went poorly" Bucky's reply is dry and vague, something that doesn't go unnoticed by Yelena.

On the sofa, John is messing with the control panel, pressing and swiping at random buttons. "I don't know what any of these buttons do, they didn't mark any of them" he mumbles to himself.

Yelena sits across from Bucky "You know he's filed for copyright of the name?" she nods. Bucky lifts his head from the floor, meeting her wide eyed gaze "Did he?" he raises a brow.

"Mhm!- we're losing credibility" Yelena replies.

"In which we had very little to begin with" Ava spoke up from the other side of the room.

Yelena scoffs, throwing her arm in the air "And now there's this huge space crisis and no one's telling us about it"

John snorts under his breath "We're running out of space already? It's impossible, this building is....enormous" A silence follows his illogical statement, only a light scoff from Ava who mutters 'Dumbass' under her breath.

The blonde's head turns slowly, her wide eyes narrowing at John, who's playful smile straightens into a thin line under her gaze "What?..."

"Outer space!"

"Outer space" He repeats "Okay"

Yelena faces forward, reaching behind her to grab the tablet from the tabletop she sat on. She brings the device to her mouth, the screen coming to life with a few fuzzy-sounding beeps "Run a threat analysis, I want a full report"

"Running test analysis" the device speaks back to her.

"Hello team"

The four look away from each other to see Alexei....wearing the eyesore of the century. A racer-like suit with an awful color scheme of red, oranges, and blues.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Is the first thing to leave Bucky's mouth, but the question goes unanswered by his fellow super soldier.

"I heard about Sam Wilson, he's dumb, but I am smart. I am smart man" He smiles brightly "I am smart so- Avengerzzz. Avengerz. See with a Z, there is no copyright"

He points to his chest where white lettering reads 'New Avengers', only over the S was a separate piece of fabric pasted on, changing Avengers to Avengerz....tacky.

Shaking her head, Yelena sighs "No"

Her rejection flies over her father's head. Alexei runs his gloved hand along the sleeve of the suit "It is so soft too" he mutters, stepping forward towards Yelena "Yeah like a- like bottom of a baby seal"

He holds his arm out for her to feel, but Yelena's gaze is focused on the tablet in her head "I don't want to touch baby seal butt"

Alexei nods, taking a singular step back "I have one for you"

"I don't want one-"

"I have one for you" Alexei points at Bucky, who raises his hand a little, giving him a polite shake of his head. A

Alexei turns his attention to the other two "I got one for you, I got one for you" Ava gives him a thumbs up while John presses his lips together in a pained smile.

Alexei turned around, facing the other side of the room, a little balcony kind of area where Bob sat on one of the fancy sofas John couldn't quite understand. In his hand was a book, in his other was a milkshake Yelena had picked up for him along with whatever fries were left.

"And for you, Bob in the corner hiding- pretending to read a book!" Alexei smiles, glancing over the rest of the group "We all matching, all part of super team!" His voice echoes throughout the room.

Yelena opens her mouth when the tablet beeps "Incoming call, Incoming call" he repeats.

Bucky straightens his posture before pushing up and out of his seat "We have a call"

Yelena shoots a sharp glare at the super soldier "I know what it means" she mutters before holding the tablet to her mouth once again "Accept call"

The tablet beeps before the large screen powers on. It's black for a moment before the....the eye? What the hell are they looking at.

"Hey, kids!"

A collective groan emits from the Avengerz, even Alexei. "Val, you're zoomed in again" Ava spoke, annoyance in her tone.

"What, huh?" Valentina's voice is heard, the eye narrowing for a moment "You guys aren't zoomed in"

"No!" Yelena stands, pointing to her own eyeball "You're zoomed in, we can only see your eye- zoom out, it's giving me the creeps"

"Val, Val- I got it" Another voice is heard on the call which is easily identified as Mel. A few mouse clicks later they are no longer staring Val in the eye, but her torso and up as she sits in her office chair, Mel standing just behind her.

"Right okay" Val straightens herself out "Good afternoon, Avengers- what the hell is he wearing?" She leans in close to the screen. It wasn't hard to tell that her slightly disgusted gaze was on Alexei.

"It is new Avengerz suit, with Z, no copyright"

Val's mouth hangs open for a moment. Once she comes back to reality, she shakes her head "Leave the name and suits to me, sweetheart- but anyways, due to the Sam Wilson situation, we are now the public's laughing stock"

"When weren't we?-" Ava's cut off when she feels a nudge on her shoulder. She looks to the left where Bob stands, holding his takeout container of fries. She raises a brow, before plucking one of the fries from the styrofoam.

Val spares a second glance at Ava before continuing "To show we are 'The Avengers' much to Sam Wilson's disagreement, we are going to do what the Avengers have always done"

"Destroy New York City?" John shrugs, standing from the sofa finally and joining the group in front of the monitor. Val's expression falls flat, clearly unamused at John's...honestly very accurate fact of the old New York's finest as some would say.

COMING SOON

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thunderbolts* was so good, it makes me want to write fanfiction again......

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My great comeback was meant to be in some sort of fic that I would have expertly written with my newfound writing skills. But alas I couldn't think of anything, but I have had my writing hyper fixation come back tenfold- just with original stories. But I miss my little weirdos and I apologize for being so absent- depression and work kicked my ass. I feel like an Ao3 writer who's been cursed into a million strange cannon events lowk. Anyway- happy to be back, more to come as I have delved into more fandoms lol.

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the fnaf trailer is out holy SHIT

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um, if anyone has requests. Send them my way cause im working on one rn and need some more to do after this woo

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heyyy sleepies

Revamping in here so make sure you are on my taglist already

oh and send in any requests you wish to see or part two's or three's to any past work.

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hi, are you planning on continuing to write for harry potter?

hi! yes i am, i've just been setting up a few things and been busy with a new job, but you can not believe how happy i am to be back!.

my requests are now open as well!

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i look pretty good for a dead bitch

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Bro- Aemond Targaryen has ruined me

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to that one random ass tiktok i saw a week ago that said

"Do you really like enemies to lovers or do you actually like the idea of someone seeing you at your worst and still loving you?" or something like that

imma need you to shut the fuck up and lower that tone, because i didn't need to be called out thank you very god damn much.

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a new option has been added to my taglist for anyone who would like to resubmit.

hehe

(safe link i swear)

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Ahhh loveee the new theme!!! <33

Thank you! I'm working on a piece right now, so I figured to change the theme to announce my unofficial return lol

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Not cookie run or genshin related but this is really important. PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD AWARENESS!!!

The scientists are getting arrested because of spreading awareness for our planet earth. They've been trying to warn us for decades about the earth's dangerous situation.

As me being a human being, It is our responsibility to take care our dear planet. THIS ISN'T A JOKE AT ALL, so please spread awareness to make people see how dangerous this situation can be.

AS SAID. If this issue isn't solve immediately, earth will possibly for only 3-5 years or even less before we face catastrophic consequences of global warning.

PLEASE USE ECOSIA INSTEAD OF GOOGLE/CHROME/BROWSER/SAFARI. Everytime you search something they will plant trees.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP PLEASE DO THIS.

— delete all the uselsess/unwanted emails you have

— if your destination is pretty near, just use a bike instead of a car.

— REDUCE USE OF AIR CONDITIONERS, GADGETS AND ELECTRICITY.

— Clean your surroundings

— STOP BURNING GARBAGE ESPECIALLY PLASTIC

I will use any tag that i know to spread this, idc if your blog is small or big, just please spread awareness of this so we can save our planet earth.

if you want a source to know more about this situation then i suggest watching this

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TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS

If you are looking for an emergency exit from Ukraine, Poland will open EIGHT safety points on the border with Ukraine (you will get warm food, medical help and from there you will be guided to safety) in two of our voivodeships: lubuskie and podkarpackie. It is confirmed by the Polish Secretary of State in the Chancellery of the Prime Minister, Paweł Szefernaker.

SOURCES:

https://www.rp.pl/konflikty-zbrojne/art35748991-szefernaker-na-granicy-z-ukraina-powstaja-punkty-recepcyjne-dla-uchodzcow

https://www.wprost.pl/polityka/10633681/polska-reaguje-na-agresje-rosji-na-ukraine-powstana-punkty-dla-uchodzcow.html

I've marked those voivodeships on the map!

Please share because it can save lives!!!!!!

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Voting Time: Marvel guys Edition

im conflicted on which i should finish first. Characters have already been established for option 1, not option 2 though so you guys can suggest some marvel guys for that one. 

Option 1: being reunited after seeing each other blip

Option 2: they react to you doing the ‘crying in the shower with all your clothes on’ trend from Tiktok.��

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aye, im backkkkkk