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I keep thinking to that one scene in Roger Rabbit.

Ariana Grianda: I have to find my darling husband.

Mumbo: Seriously what to do you see in that man?

Ariana Grianda: He makes me laugh.

hvnt think about jessica rabbit!ariana griande in a while

he makes her laugh :)

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My gremlin laugh at this.

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I love this man. He’s here for money to make your fucking costume, now stop squirming.

I can hear Spectrum taunting them as they make his costume.

where do the villains get their costumes? like, do they make them themselves, or is there a supplier, or did some poor tailor have a rather earth-shattering 'oh.' moment while they were watching the news

hi anon i hadn't actually thought about this and then had it on mind all day so

MEET A NEW OC CHARACTER they're not relevant to the plot but its fun to have a silly oc

i got lazy w designing their clothes but hey, when designing everyone else's costumes he's gotta have comfort lmao

his power is that he's immune to ppls powers! Spectrums hypnosis,,, Kraken's bloodbending,, none of that works on xem. Sure burning and making xem drown and shit could work, but yeah :)

when hes out and about as a civilian they actually wear custom made power suppressors, bc its far too much hassle explaining why you're unaffected by a villain attacking a crowd of civilians

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who else is still stuck in the desert

they make me insane everyday [note : i was gonna edit this to tongue and teeth but i found a better audio, enjoy]

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I will love you like the ashes in my cigaret box…

I adore fanart of them just being the messy couple that is always at each others throats. But yet can’t seem to see their own toxic relationship as they keep going back to each other.

need more cactus ring art where they look like they actually want to kill each other

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I now desperately want to see evil couple Fwhip and Jimmy.

I read a writing prompt the other day where the hero got seriously injured and they showed up on their enemies door step saying they didn't know where else to go.

The first thing I thought of was Jimmy and Fwhip in your vigilante au

JUST YOUR LUCK I'VE WRITTEN A FWHIMMY DRABBLE FOR THIS

Today was a lazy evening for Fwhip. Even villains needed days off, and he was no exception. As the sun dipped behind the tops of the building, Fhwip sunk into his sofa, mindlessly watching trash TV.

His attention was snapped away by a light rap against his door. He wasn't expecting any visitors or any packages. Grumbling, he pushed himself to his feet.

"You better have a good reason to pull me from my sh-"

Fwhip cut himself off at the sight in front of him. Jimmy, still in full Sheriff costume, was slumped against the doorframe, pale as a sheet. He barely looked like he could hold himself upright.

"Jimmy?! Why are you-"

"I... I didn't know wh-where else to go..."

The vigilante crumpled in front of him, Fhwip barely catching him before he hit the ground. Fwhip dragged him inside, laying him down on the couch so he could close the door.

"M'sorry..." Jimmy mumbled.

"It's okay-"

"No; You hate m-me, I don't know why I even came- why I'm here."

"Shut up," Fwhip grumbled, "You betrayed me, but I don't want you dead. What's wrong with you anyway?"

"God," Jimmy weakly chuckled, "Where do I start-"

Fwhip kicked him in the shins, not in the mood tonight to deal with Jimmy's joking about.

"OW, THE FUCK?"

"Come on, no bullshit, what drove you here?"

"I was fighting a dickhead with some sort of gas powers, I managed to knock her out and restrain her, but I was using my bandana as a filter and it's not ideal."

Fwhip peeled Jimmy's mask off. It was drenched in sweat, his eyes bloodshot with a dark haze over them, and he was wheezing. Fucking hell, he clearly had multiple affects on him. Weakness and wither perhaps? Fhwip wasn't particularly familiar, his expertise was with technology, not potion effects.

"Well I respect any woman that can kick your ass, she's fucked you up."

"Fuck you dude, if you're gonna be a dick I'll leave."

As Jimmy went to get up, Fwhip held him down. With how weak Jimmy had become, he couldn't fight Fwhip's push.

"I'm a villain not a monster. You can recover, then you can fuck off."

Jimmy rolled his eyes at that, shrugging off Fwhip's hand, and looking over to gauge his chances of getting to the door.

"I'd rather my chances of collapsing in an alleyway-"

Fwhip roughly grabbed Jimmy's face, jerking it to look at him. He whimpered in suprise.

"Ah ah ah~ You are at MY mercy little hero. I could take you out of commission right now if I so wish."

Jimmy winced at the dark tone lacing Fwhip's words, straining against his grasp.

"So behave." He dropped his hand from Jimmy's face. "I don't want you trying to scramble up and away, you'll fall over and you barely have braincells as it is, you can't risk losing any more."

"H-hey!"

"I'm not wrong."

Fwhip left him unattended as he said this, dissapearing out of view to his kitchen. Jimmy didn't dare move from the couch. He knew that Fwhip could take him on 1 on 1 at full health, it'd be safest and smartest to just stay put for now. A few minutes later Fwhip came back with a coffee mug full of a purple liquid.

Jimmy was looking worse by this point, barely concious and slumped on the couch.

"Mnnn not drinking thattt..." He mumbled.

Fwhip rolled his eyes.

"It's not poison dumbass."

Fwhip gently tilted the potion into Jimmy's mouth. He pulled a face at the taste, before settling down. Before too long, Jimmy had passed out. He had not much energy to begin with, and that regren potion snatched away the rest of his energy to begin to heal him.

Now that Jimmy couldn't catch the look, Fwhip was looking over him fondly. Despite the fact that Jimmy's ideals were directly opposed to his, despite the fights they had and blood they'd drawn from eachother... He couldn't deny deep down he missed Jimmy.

Once apon a time, they'd been best friends. Hell, for a little while, they'd been more than that, before they'd fucked that up. Jimmy was inherently likeable, it was a shame he didn't join him when Fwhip had defected to villainy.

Maybe he would come round and see Fwhip's perspective one day. The man could hope at least.

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Don't resist the skulk and I'm sureee it'll be fine

He just wants to unite everyone after all, once you join the skulk hoards you'll never want to leave <3

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I’m here for RedScape crumbs

Omg the end game of ddvau Lil april fools doodle

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CONVEX <3

I love these two so much

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Xisuma: Due to certain actions that happened we have a few new rules.

Doc: Look, I know it was me. No need to vauge post. But in my defense, the saying of Hivemind is “it’s not a war crime the first time you do it.”

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So we’re all here for the tension? Good to know…

Mother spore keeps me coming back to reread @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11's DDVAU comic.

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Once I was at an ice cream shop with my sister. She was taking a while, so I told the stranger behind me he could go in front.

He ended up paying for mine and my sisters ice cream.

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In light of events from a creator I used to follow and enjoy (Wilbur). I will not be posting SBI content anymore. Though my works will remain up on AO3, consider many of them involving Wilbur to be abandoned.

This isn’t hard for me as I’ve long since left the DSMP fandom. However I’m making my support to Shubble/Shelby known. I’m going through lots of emotions right now. So please keep that in mind.

Please show her support too through this she needs it.

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Updated the link because tik tok is a bitch at older links not working.

Cub: You can’t hit rock bottom, if you already live there. :)

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Mumbo: Dont put me in a situation, I’m at my limit, and very tired.

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Gem: I only exist to spite god.

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Pearl: The only thing I’m Fucking is Up.

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Ren: Now hold the fuck up! … I’m the Fuck Up, hold me.

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Doc: Don’t you feel Silly? Don’t you feel Stupid? Don’t you feel a little Ashamed?

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Beef: Hehe, fuck the government, run with scissors!

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Scar: Go ahead, ignore me all you want. I’ll talk to myself, I’m insane.

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Keralis: please apologize before my therapist knows your name!

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Xisuma: God knew I’d be too powerful with serotonin

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Impulse: Pure of heart, dumb of ass.

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Joe: Guys I don’t think I have much more Slay left in me.

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Tango: I’m horny and I Hate Myself!

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Zed: Yeah? Well can a mentally ill person of this!?

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Grian: Hungry? Eat the government!

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Etho: We are gods children and he left us in a hot car.

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XB: Unfortunately due to personal reason; ahhhhhhhhhh

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Cleo: On my way to have an intellectual conversation with your mom!

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Jevin: Oh yeah I’m an idiot, but at least I’m not stupid.

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Bdubs: Oops I made things awkward again time to disappear!

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(Link: 380.7K likes, 1,504 comments, #possum #racoon #meme #voiceacting #voiceactor #funny My mental state is rapidly declining, Enjoy :) My first bit of voice acting I’m showing the world, Notice meeeeeeee https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8oFh1UY/ )

If anyone wants to draw this feel free lol

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You know those unhinged tumblr threads you find? The ones that both make you laugh and question what you know?

I picturing Hermits doing something like that on their comms. Just threads by the Characters in Hermitcraft going off on tangents and unhinged comments from others.

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I’m adoring this so much!

i love drawing them evil and deranged actually

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American here, and eh? I’ve got friends who have dark sense of humor. Rather blunt personality. And can come across as a real jackass. But reality is they don’t do the American niceness.

Guess this is why I don’t mind Xisuma too much. It’s meh for me and his funny moments are humorous enough for me.

tbh i think cuz a lot of hermit fandom is american that's a big part of why so many ppl miss xisuma's vibes, like. as an english person he is an easily recognisable specific type of shitty white guy. i went to school with dozens of xisumas. but if ur not british i guess the accent cancels out the blatant Never Had To Meaningfully Consider The World Might Have Problems For Others For Real vibes

honestly yeah this is an interesting look on it. much of it is very average Tory Bloke behaviour (especially the centrism + "im just trying to discuss things" attitude) that ive seen a billion times before