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If a snake had legs would it be more fucked up or would it not be a snake anymore

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I actually played the game: this was fucking right.

The plot of Psycho Patrol R is literally just yaoi + some Wilhelm Reich anti-fascist Freudian orgasm power sprinkled in

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The plot of Psycho Patrol R is literally just yaoi + some Wilhelm Reich anti-fascist Freudian orgasm power sprinkled in

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6? This is 6 too many

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Graveyard of empires, more like graveyard of ass(it’s ass)

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One day I’m gonna be old, and I’m just gonna have to live with the fact that my doctor may have been lobotomized by cocomelon while I was in college

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Old guy who’s oddly into money being burnt: “I know where the treasure is buried… you gotta make a sacrifice to prove you want it burn your money. It’s symbolic please just burn your money in front of me please”

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1/15 Never Forget

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Imagine Seinfeld. That’s my life.

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Gonna play Voices of the Void for the first time in about 6 months soon, what’s changed?

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sigma tip # infinity

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More like Joker foul and duce! Poop! Crap! Shit!(i think it’s bad, a guy i know sent me a video essay. I didn’t watch it but I think it’s bad)

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Egg-squeeze-maxxing. My egg is squeezen. My egg will be squeezed. What was will be, what will be was

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Last night I had a dream that Jerma tripped while at a restaurant and $50,000 of quarters fell out of his pockets, then while talking about it on stream he accidentally mentioned that he always has a backpack of sprite with him when he’s outside. It’s not filled with cans or bottles, the backpack is literally filled with sprite.

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Imagine a guy celebrating Star Wars day on may the third and walking up to random people on the street, saying “may the turd be with you”

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get it twisted