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Jaime: why would I need weighted blankets when I sleep underneath Pleiades, Kal and Padraic??

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Carol: Maybe that bastard paperboy is right. I am just a mean old lady.

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Merida: you miserable little biscuit whore.

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Gene: women want me and fish fear me.

Timmy: not one word of that is true.

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Update:

The family and supporting characters from The Great North are NOT in The Core. Because frankly. That show is fucking hilarious. Especially Moon Tobin.

The Core

The biggest prison in this world is The Core. So called because it’s situated in the Earth’s Core. It’s where the cartoons that I hate go. For example. Family guy. American dad. South park. HBO velma. Etc etc. Yeah. I know it’s petty. But my work. My rules. Bob’s Burgers, however, are allowed to roam free. Because that show is fucking hilarious.

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Zephyr: Melody is my peace because I’m already an overthinker.

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Jaime: I love talking nonsense with you three and I hope that we can talk nonsense with each other for the rest of our lives.

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Merida: the eyes see, the mouth moves, but mrs brain has long since departed.

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Kal: I think I will rip a few things apart with my teeth and then feel better.

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Padraic: does this outfit make me look too short?

Kal: no. I make you look too short.

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Pleiades: those two are probably going to try and ouroboros each other when they’re older.

Cody: given the state of their hair I’d that say they’ve already tried that.

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Parker: what did you do to Rudy Stieblitz?

Kal: he wanted to fly so I took him flying. It’s not my fault he had an asthma attack when we got the ozone layer.

Parker: you could have asked before you took him flying.

Kal: I think you and I both know that is not within the realm of my capabilities

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Inbox me please.

oc asks: roots edition

asks to get your OC looking back at their roots

1. How many living parents does your OC have? If they're alive, where are they now and what's your OC's relationship with them? If they're dead, how did they die?

2. What was your OC's first job? Do they still work that job (or in that field), or do they do something else now?

3. How did your OC feel the first time they left home? Why did they leave?

4. What was your OC's childhood dream? Is that still their dream? If it has changed, why did it change and what's their new dream?

5. What did your OC think their life would be like when they grew up? Has it lived up to that expectation?

6. Did your OC have a teacher or a mentor growing up? What was your OC's relationship with them like?

7. Where is your OC's family from? Does your OC feel a close connection to that place? Why or why not?

8. Were there expectations placed on your OC when they were growing up? Have they lived up to those expectations?

9. Did your OC receive any kind of schooling? What did they study? How were they as a student?

10. What's the first significant injury your OC remembers getting? Did it leave any scars?

11. What was your OC scared of as a child? Are they still scared of that?

12. Does your OC's family practice any faith or religion? Does your OC still practice? Why or why not?

13. Does your OC have any siblings? What was their relationship with their siblings growing up? If they were an only child, did they want siblings?

14. Who was your OC's first love? How do they remember that person now?

15. What was comforting to your OC as a child? Do they still find comfort in that now?

16. What does your OC's childhood bedroom look like?

17. How deeply connected is your OC to their past? How do they feel about that connection—does it hinder or help them in any way?

18. If your OC were to return to their childhood home now, what would that look like? How would they feel?

19. What traditions or stories does your OC carry forward from their childhood to the rest of their life?

20. What were the most idyllic years of your OC's childhood? Does your OC miss those days?

21. If your OC could speak to their childhood self, what would they say?

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oc asks: not-so-nice edition

alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there's no one around to see them?

betrayal: Has your OC ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust? Has your OC ever betrayed someone who trusted them?

bound: Has your OC ever been imprisoned or captured? What happened? How did they get out? Did the experience leave any scars?

break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?

fear: What is your OC's greatest fear? What do they do when confronted with it? Are they open with their fear, or do they hide it away?

future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?

ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?

guilt: What is your OC guilty about? How do they handle their guilt? Do they try to avoid guilt, or do they accept it?

hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hatred?

heartbreak: Have they ever had a relationship that ended badly? Experienced some other kind of heartbreak? What happened?

hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?

hunt: Who or what is your OC hunted by? A person, a feeling, a past mistake? Is your OC able to let their guard down, or are they constantly alert?

mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask?

midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?

mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?

monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?

nightmare: What does your OC have nightmares about? How do they deal with their nightmares? Do they tell people, or keep it to themself?

pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?

secret: What's one secret your OC never wants anyone to know about them?

skin: How comfortable is your OC in their skin? Do they grapple with anything that lives inside them—a beast, a curse, a failure, a monster? How do they face the smallest, weakest, most horrible version of themself? Are they able to acknowledge it at all?

torture: Has your OC ever been tortured? Would your OC ever torture someone else?

wound: How does your OC handle being wounded? Are their wounds mostly physical? Mental? Emotional? What's the worst wound your OC has ever experienced?

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Velma: with my vast superior intellect and Shaggy’s bottomless stomach our children will be the world’s smartest competitive eaters.

Shaggy: I love the way your brain works.

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Parker: they all let me hit because I am devastatingly sincere

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Padraic: they all let me hit because I am devastatingly sincere