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Talk Valentina!

Ally!💅🗣️😎🏳️‍🌈

Nurse... he's out again

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"team rancher is alive and well!" i scream as they drag me back into the asylum when suddenly a voice at the door says "wait! he's right!"

it's jimmy and tango themselves. the walls are made of wood. i am not at the asylum. i am back at the ranch. i never left, but as they serve me pancakes, it seems that neither have they

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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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...she impulse on my sv till i caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behaviour's crazy can't phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing who's the better team there is no controversy but before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

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Yes >:)

I’m finally catching up on the charity streams and the shock collar has given me an idea. Next year they do the cramp simulator thing and then we can actually project period cramps on Martyn.

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🤭 👀

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this zits stream is such a mess. just like every zits stream ever but more somehow

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I’m making too much art today but I like this one the most

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The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios

published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press

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I WANT THEM TO TEAM UP SO BADLY T-T

if skizz and lizzie were in double life they wouldve been soulmates and they wouldve won on account of their shared charisma, inability to play minecraft and the numerous men who would do anything for them. you agree. send post.

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Would you fall in love with me again is treebark. Martyn is Odysseus and Ren is Penelope. It’s Martyn talking about what he had to do to win limited life. Every life series they’ve both been in they somehow find a way to team up. “How long has it been? 20 years” what it feels like waiting for those two to make content together again T-T

Desert duo is Not sorry for loving you. Scar is Calypso and Grians Odysseus. It’s Scar realizing that although he loves grian and would do anything for him it’s not reciprocated.

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Homophobia life. If you make any gay innunendoes, play too much with people of the same gender or anything that could be interpreted as remotly gay, you lose a life.

But, and here's the twist, red lives are not affected by that rule, actually they gain an absorption heart for everything gay they do

Also ren cannot come in contact with martyn or they both explode.

So... bad news about Ren and Martyn.

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me singing casually around the house: desert duo where have you buried all my brain cells, tell me so I say

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Horse posting

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Life series teams I would love to see