jazzmasternot

[jazzmasternot]

Yes, I have a type. Yes, they’re fictional. Yes, they’re usually crazy. Yes, they have killed/still kill. So what?

Nothing will change my mind that they all give baby girl vibes

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i love when bitches be like, don’t fuck the rabbit

and make him look like this

he’s a slut and i need him

[jazzmasternot]

I wanna suck Jax off while he’s wearing that maid costume. I wanna hook my fingers under the top of his stockings to pull him deeper into my throat.

[jazzmasternot]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[jazzmasternot]

Manifesting this for me

I got a position at the top restaurant in my area 🧘🏼🕊️💸

[jazzmasternot]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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[jazzmasternot]

Hello bisexual community

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Yeah

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i love watching an extremely famous tv show 6-60 years after its peak popularity and being like "whoa this is pretty good. has anyone heard about this"

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All my friends call it my grown woman purse and it’s great!

it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there

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When people ask me how I’m able to workout consistently for years I can’t be honest AT ALL ! Because I read fan fiction in between my sets and I use the motivation of continuing to read the fan fiction to get through my sets, then I read it the entire time I’m on the stair master or treadmill. I also use this when I’m doing my barre routine during my planks and walk sits. Most ppl just scroll through social media at the gym, so no one has ever suspected anything and why would they? This strategy has allowed me to do two hours in the gym four days a week like nothing. I legit just make up random things on the spot to avoid actually telling them the truth. If you’ve ever written smut on here or AO3 for any of the fandoms I like just know I probably worked out to them.

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lmfaoooo wtf

[jazzmasternot]

Nothing will top eb games Yolo swag sale

[jazzmasternot]

When you start moaning "i wanna cum, i wanna cum" and your fave starts fucking you harder and faster 💕