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Oh hey! It was my birthday this past Saturday and I decided I need to gift myself with a selfish little smutty reader insert inspired by some of my favorite romantic movies and TV shows. See if you can name them all!

Synopsis: It may be my birthday, but it's reader’s birthday too. Your impossibly sweet and sexy-as-hell neighbor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, has repressed his feelings for you for so long. The excuse of your birthday might just be the thing he needs to admit how he really feels about you.

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The greatest moment in televised history. Naked Kenobi.

“Some things can’t be forgotten.”

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Romancing the Pages

You are a bestselling author who's having their fans, agent, and publisher demanding one thing: MORE ROMANCE. There's just one problem. You've never really been in love. Your friend comes to the rescue and offers you a change of scenery to help write your new book. The only catch is that you have to work in her family's bakery in exchange for the use of the apartment upstairs. That's where you meet the peculiar town librarian, Ben Kenobi.

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All that pain and misery. And loneliness. And it just made him kind.

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Fluster incoming 🫠 Because the look is absolutely doing it for me 😮‍💨

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Omfg a super cut of Ewan’s laugh

…and now I’m a puddle on the floor 🫠

Happy birthday, darling 🥳😘

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EWAN GORDON McGREGOR 🥳

31 March 1971 • Perth, Scotland

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You are the protagonist of a drama:

Last celebrity you saved have saved a photo of is your love interest.

Last meme you saved is the plot line.

Last song you listened to is the title.

Ohhhhhhh yes please. Ewan is always for the win.

OOF.

What a plot line. Hahahaha!

...clearly this is a love story.

I'm down. LET'S GOOOOOOO. New fanfic afoot?

@heyhawtdawgs here is my result.

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This entire exchange omfg

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Pre-2000s Ewan goodness

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happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

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The amount of times I’ve snorted and flustered during this short set of clips… 😮‍💨

Ewan McGregor channels his inner Obi-Wan Kenobi wherever he goes.

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Blackout

Summary: Lights out. Steam on. What if Steve Rogers is a filthy man in secret?

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Neighbor!Reader

Warnings: blackout, Steve acting like the golden boy, but he’s a filthy man in secret, dirty talk, smut, protected sex (tap it…),making out, dirty talk, a hint of fluff, language

A/N: As you voted for Steve in this poll here we go…

“No…no, don’t go in there” you huffed as the girl in the movie you were watching ran right into the murderer. “Great. Now you are—” you threw popcorn at your tv as it turned black. “FUCK! NO!”

Keep reading

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Thank you @theatrelove3000 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

THE WRITE SEDUCTION by Jedi_Anja

(Star Wars AU) You're a gifted writer in your sophomore year of college. Mr. Kenobi is the hottest teacher on campus and you just so happen to have him for two of your weekly college classes. With one assignment you hatch your plan to offhandedly seduce your teacher through your writing assignments.

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THE WRITE SEDUCTION by Jedi_Anja

(Star Wars AU) You're a gifted writer in your sophomore year of college. Mr. Kenobi is the hottest teacher on campus and you just so happen to have him for two of your weekly college classes. With one assignment you hatch your plan to offhandedly seduce your teacher through your writing assignments.

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I am going to be honest with you. I'm trying to remain calm right now but it is very difficult to gather my braincells and ask them to put how I'm feeling into words but oh. Oh.

My. God.

I didn't know you're on Tumblr. I should have known because you've single handedly fed my Obi Wan obsession going since I found you on AO3.

AND I DIDNT FUCKING REALIZE YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME AND I AM HYPERVENTILATING BECWUSE WHAT??????????

I bow down to your writing skills and stories and characterization and I am but your humble servant.

Ok I'll try to be normal from here on out but I don't guarantee it.

In conclusion, hi hello it's very nice to meet you (again) and I hope that whatever fics I write for our dear General are enjoyable to you.

Hello there 😉

I’m actually fairly new to Tumblr (still trying to get the hang of this/Reddit/Discord) but hey it’s been fun. Plus it puts me in easier reach of cool and talented people such as yourself.

Honestly it’s me having a conniption because…what??? I have *fans*? This is legit crazy 👀

But I love your lengthy yet deliciously trashy filth of a story (because I love a semi-Dom Kenobi) on AO3 because damn is it difficult to find good new Obi/Reader shit when you’ve read through the archives twice already 😅 I saved it as a Valentines Day treat for me and WHOA, what a treat 👀 I end up rereading my stuff or my bookmarks a lot (can you tell I’m impatient).

So yes in conclusion, it’s very nice to meet you 🥰

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Sheewwww

My soul has left my body

4, 18 and 49 with Obi Wan please <3 xx Reader is about the same age as Anakin

may I just say, these are EXCELLENT selections, my dear. You did not specify gender preference so if fem reader is not what you wanted let me know and I’m happy to change the wording :)

4. “Can you guys just fuck already?”

18. “I don’t care about consequences”

49. “Swallow. All of it”

Consequences

Obi Wan x Fem!Reader drabble

Warnings: smut, rough-ish sex (at least by obi wan’s standards), 18+ minors DNI

“Can you guys just fuck already?”

Anakin’s words from earlier in the day played on repeat in your head as Obi Wan tore your clothes from your body. The tension had grown too obvious, and your best friend Anakin took notice. He was loud and bold, knowing that if he didn’t hint at it, you and Obi Wan would never have the chance to express your feelings.

“Obi Wan” You breathed, Obi Wan’s lips attacking the supple skin on your neck, “what about the council?”

“I don’t care about consequences my love” He said so seriously. He meant it. You were worth any consequence to come. This kind of self indulgent and lustful behavior was already forbidden, but a Jedi and a padawan sleeping together? You’d both be exiled from the Order if you were caught.

There was an inexplicable need for one another that you both felt whenever you were near him, which was nearly everyday. You knew the tension was bound to break eventually, and all it took was Anakin’s little comment, and that was it. It was lucky timing to pounce on each other in this moment, but you didn’t have long before someone would notice you were alone in Obi Wan’s room.

“Then, please, fuck me” You whimpered while his fingers circled around your clit, igniting your heightened arousal for him.

He was hungry for you, and it felt so primal within him that nothing would change his mind about fucking you senseless right there in his chambers. The material of your dress worked in his favor as he laid you down on his bed. Slipping up the hem of the skirt, it was revealed that you wore nothing beneath it.

“Maker, you will be the death of me” He whispered with a tone of weakness as he melted for you.

Your cunt clenched around nothing, your body begging for his cock. Obi Wan swallowed hard in anticipation of ravaging you, taking in the view of you sprawled out on his bed, just for him. He hurriedly pulled his stiffened length from the restraints of his pants.

The risk of it all meant you had to be quick, but for you, it just made it all the more exciting.

As he lined himself up with your entrance, you gave him a pleading, desperate look, which was all he needed to see before he suddenly buried his length inside of you. You both breathed out in relief, whimpers softly trailing the end of your sigh. He didn’t give you much time to adjust before he began pounding into you deep and hard.

“Fuck, Obi Wan” You whimpered. What was it about not caring about the consequences? Yeah, let’s hope not. Considering you were anything but quiet in that moment.

“You are so beautiful, darling” He praised, enamored with your body writhing beneath him and the way you took his cock so well. He was deprived of this for so long. To be taking you like this was a dream to him.

Maybe it was the excitement of how wrong this was. Maybe it was the way Obi Wan looked so handsome and dominant towering over you. Maybe it was because you hadn’t been pleasured in so long, but whatever it was, your senses were over loaded, and your orgasm was approaching very quickly.

Obi Wan sensed it, and brought his fingers down to your clit, and began rubbing your most sensitive area, pushing you even closer to your climax.

“That’s right, sweetheart, come for me” He purred.

With the perfect rhythm of his fingers, and the way he thrusted harder sent you over the edge. You threw your head back and cried out his name as you were overcome with pleasure. It radiated through your entire body, relentless in its intensity as Obi Wan continued his motions.

As you floated back down from your high, Obi Wan pulled out of you.

Quickly getting down on your knees, you finished him off with your mouth, tasting your own arousal slicked all over his length. The taste of you lingering on him turned you on. His cock twitched in your mouth, the tip of it beginning to stiffen, which let you know how close he was to his climax. You could barely fit him as you swirled your tongue around his length.

“Don’t stop, Y/N, fuck” He cursed, losing himself in the slickness and skill of your tongue.

Suddenly, the warmth of his release coated your tongue while he gripped the back of your head, overwhelmed by his own pleasure.

“Swallow, darling. All of it” He commanded as he rode down from his high.

You happily obeyed, taking all of his release and swallowing it. His hand cupped your face, admirable of your messy hair and rosy cheeks as he looked down at you.

“I believe we have a meeting to attend, right?” You teased, mentioning the Council meeting that was open to all Jedi, and it was crucial that you two attended.

“Better get ourselves cleaned up quick, then” He chuckled.

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