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"Moff Gideon, prepare to meet Darth Bane...in Hell!"

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"Praise the Lord!"

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Get your stinking hands off of me, you damned dirty Imperials!

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Oh this is going to end poorly...

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"Внимание украинские рабочие..."

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"Where's my water, Foodbringer? I's thirsty now!"

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It's 1700 hours somewhere

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We can finally make school cafeteria pizza in the comfort of our own homes!

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I don't think this is what is meant when people talk about the outlaw country music subgenre.

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And then they got bounced from Club Obi Wan for ruining the floor show.

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Any Tabaxi wizards out there?

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So it turns out that the Anchor Bar in Buffalo didn't invent the hot wing.

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I'd say it would legitimately depend on how much air support they could call in.

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