jeffcross5000
jeffcross5000
Jeff Cross
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Scoundrel. Blackguard. Gambler.   Writer.   Seducer.   Freethinking heretic. Gentleman rogue.   You'll love me.
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jeffcross5000 · 21 days ago
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jeffcross5000 · 25 days ago
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jeffcross5000 · 2 months ago
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"If I fits, I sits."
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jeffcross5000 · 2 months ago
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"Moff Gideon, prepare to meet Darth Bane...in Hell!"
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jeffcross5000 · 2 months ago
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jeffcross5000 · 3 months ago
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"Praise the Lord!"
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jeffcross5000 · 3 months ago
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Get your stinking hands off of me, you damned dirty Imperials!
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jeffcross5000 · 3 months ago
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Oh this is going to end poorly...
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jeffcross5000 · 4 months ago
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"Внимание украинские рабочие..."
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jeffcross5000 · 4 months ago
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"Where's my water, Foodbringer? I's thirsty now!"
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jeffcross5000 · 5 months ago
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It's 1700 hours somewhere
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jeffcross5000 · 6 months ago
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jeffcross5000 · 7 months ago
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We can finally make school cafeteria pizza in the comfort of our own homes!
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jeffcross5000 · 7 months ago
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I don't think this is what is meant when people talk about the outlaw country music subgenre.
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jeffcross5000 · 7 months ago
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And then they got bounced from Club Obi Wan for ruining the floor show.
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jeffcross5000 · 7 months ago
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jeffcross5000 · 7 months ago
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Any Tabaxi wizards out there?
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