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Astro Observations😁

Ft. Water & Earth Signs💙💚💙💚

*Earth signs don’t play bout speakin lmaoo, you better say hello mf, ESPECIALLY in their home

*Virgos don’t play bout their shit, show some respect

* Is it really a conversation with a Gemini if you didn’t learn something?

* Cancers get such bad rep for being “eMoTiOnAl”, when in reality they have the sweetest, most comforting vibez.

* So cliché, but my goddd Taureans and their FN FOOD😭😭🤦🏾 It’s not even that they just love eating, but whenever they cook/eat, it’s ALWAYS fn gourmet like omggg🤦🏾😂 And they are always bringing up food too

* Scorpios make you feel so safe! There’s just this protective ass auru to them🥰 (If they’re a love interest, it can be so hot like they wanna protect you😍)

* I’ve known a lottt of Capricorn placements who sold weed lmaooo!!😂 Cap placements DO👏🏾NOT👏🏾PLAY👏🏾ABOUT👏🏾THEIR👏🏾MF👏🏾MONEY👏🏾😭

*Earth signs🤝🏾Dry humor😭

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🥵18 + Astro Observations 😋🔥

My very first post!🙈🥰

12h Mars can get addicted to or consumed by their sex drive when h0rny

Ex. Like when they get turned on, they consumed by the feeling ** If Mars is in Air sign, they can get addicted to/consumed by foreplay or s3x dreamz

Libra placements are such fake innocents LMAOOO😭

IMO Air signs can be just as or freakier than Scorpio placements

Here’s why: Scorpio placements bring intense passion, but Air Signs are more open-minded. Air signs would probably be more willing to try different positions, toys, roleplay etc.

Taurus placements are HOT🥵

Aries Venus CAN be selfish in the act🙄

VERY passionate, but can limit or skip foreplay, especially masculines Like once THEY’RE ready, then they are ready, regardless of whether or not YOU are also turned on and ready

Capricorn placements🤝 Aiming to impress/Win/Succeed😉

Pisces placements can literally put you in a trance with their s3x

Especially if you also have Pisces placements

Sag placements SCREAM fun, like s3x with them is just fun lmaooo😭