jerseydevil-dee

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just had an epiphany

the three most powerful flavor combos are chocolate & mint, pistachio & strawberry and honey & cinnammon, fucking insane life is beutyful

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game of thrones fanfiction goes wild 'cause sometimes you read robb stark is wearing jeans and it sends you crashing out so fucking hard

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ah yes the only true genders slutboy and schizogirl

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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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so old i cant read manga anymore, mc starts bitching around and im like broo get a job oh my god

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its all about the loadbearing lil john/nicky minaj feat you know

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*showing my friend my word files*: and here is where i come to process my trauma

friend: why so many gay people fucking tho

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fancy and poetic movies all have a tit shot while every single piece of media with a male frontal nude is the most foul thing ever made

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I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

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happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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you telling me a bob pinned this?

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guy who buys my tit pics is tripping balls at the hospital after an car accident and thinks im his manic pixie dream girl

and now, the weather

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will wood and the magnus archives are the same kind of weird, just as lemon demon and welcome to the night vale are the same kind of weird, while being two very dintinct kinds of weird

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Hi I can’t do this today (ARTIST USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS)

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Epaulette shark eating some kind of ribbon worm