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NO WAY NO WAY DUDE WHEN IS THIS VIDEO FROM

NO WAY MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS CREED AND JOSH HUTCHERSON

HOLY FUCK IM FREAKING OUT

future man bts like why is he such a cutie patootie!!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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*starts playing this exact song*

I kind of wish someone would play this on a first date with me..

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I’ll give you affection Clapton don’t you worry 🫶

if I don’t receive affection every 2 seconds a light dims in this world (the light in my eyes)

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I’ll see you later then cutie 😚

(update I still exploded bc Mike Schmidt agreed to go out with me)

Heyyyy cutie I think you’re so cool and just a really nice guy and I think we should go out sometime 🫶

Hey

Yeah sure, this is the most normal ask I’ve gotten.

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so is it a date? (please say yes cuz if you don’t I might explode)

Heyyyy cutie I think you’re so cool and just a really nice guy and I think we should go out sometime 🫶

Hey

Yeah sure, this is the most normal ask I’ve gotten.

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how bout we go to the movies later? I’ll buy popcorn and you can buy the drinks 😘😘

Heyyyy cutie I think you’re so cool and just a really nice guy and I think we should go out sometime 🫶

Hey

Yeah sure, this is the most normal ask I’ve gotten.

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IM SO FUNNY AND HILARIOUS I LITERALLY OWN A DAD JOKE BOOK AND I WORK WITH KIDS AT THIS CAMP OVER THE SUMMER

LEMME HAVE A CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏

alright babe we gotta know what’s your dream girl look like

I don’t have a dream girl.

But if I were to have a type I’d say:

1-good sense of humour

2-good with kids, its a bonus if they work with kids.

3-doesn’t mind my panic attacks, I’ve been having problems lately.

As for looks? I don’t mind much, if they’re a good person I’d be happy.

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omg yes fall out boy is such a good band I HIGHLY recommend listening to their songs

(my favorite songs are Uma Thurman and Dance, Dance!!)

well sounds good! honestly they have a lot to choose from. they have 8 album but i’d go with ‘So Much (For) Stardust’ first then you could probably work backwards. although my favorite albums are ‘Folie A Deux’, ‘Take This To Your Grave’, and ‘Save Rock and Roll’ :)

let me know what you think :)

will listen and let u know >_<

may take a while tho!!!

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oh my lawwwwd he knew what he was doing

(I wanna ride his thought for eternity)

I NEED TO SIT ON THIS MANS LAP IN A WAY THAT SETS FEMINISM BACK A COUPLE YEARS

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who’s excited for FNAF 2????

I am for sure 🙋‍♀️

lol wouldn’t it be funny if the “major male role” is adult Garrett. Like at some point in the movie Mike goes to a store or somewhere in public and Garett is either working or just walking around and Mike is all like “that guy looks familiar” and he goes up to him and when he finds out that that guy is Garrett, mike has a existential crisis and then tells Garrett that he is his brother and then later on Mike brings him to his home and meets Abby then they’re all a happy family.

that last part probably isn’t gonna happen but wouldn’t it be funny

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HIS FRECKLES LAWWWD HAVE MERCYYYY

also why is this picture better than my eyesight 🧍‍♂️

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ok hear me out, what if there was a cooking/baking competition where the judges could say anything they wanted and they had no filter. like they’d say stuff like “HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD SHIT THIS IS SO BUSS I WANNA BATHE IN THIS SAUCE”

or they’d say something like “what the fuck, this is disgusting why would you make this. Do better dipshit or else your ass is finna be chopped”

I feel like this would be way more entertaining than the food shows now.

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Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to think of fake scenarios but it glitches out and your PL becomes your dad 💀

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BRO BRO BRO I JUST SAW THIS ON HOTCHERNEWS’ STORY AND IM LITERALLY WORKING ON A FIC ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW BUT WITH MIKE SCHMIDT (it’s not gonna be released for like months cuz im still planning it all out)

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Josh Hutcherson as Mike Schmidt Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) dir. Emma Tammi

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I want him I need him I crave him

he’s just so boyfriend

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ok so I’ve been thinking about this for the past few days…

if you’re a writer on tumblr I highly suggest you should write a fic where Mike Schmidt is like the magic Mike guy 🙌

please and thank you 😙❤️

(if anyone does write one can I please be tagged)