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New headcanon: Korkie is Bo-Katan’s son who was raised by Satine after Satine banished the warriors (including Bo-Katan) after the Mandalorian civil war.

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Love how the comments are absolutely ROASTING this ad.

DORSE SUPREMACY

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If we get a S2 of SkelCrew, I hope Katooni shows up. Or, she could show up in Mando and Grogu.

I suggest Logan Browning to play her.

Officially, she's "believed to have died in Anakin's attack on the Temple," but Grogu and Reva both survived, so she could've too. And gone on to become a pirate…only to presumably die some time before "Smuggler's Run," since Hondo's new ship is named after her…

Also, Gungi's confirmed to have survived.

Side note: While rewatching this arc, I kept getting ads for some doctor-browsing app that mentioned an eye doctor named Barbossa, and the image of Hector checking your eyes is very funny.

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Normally, I’m against new promo material within a month of a movie’s release, but I made an exception for the SilverTorch TV spot.

I’M SO EXCITED FOR IT.

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Hear me out: Alyson Reed as Earth-96 Lena:

So, with that's with this Supergirl:

For more context, my version of Earth-96's timeline is below the cut:

Superman — 1978

Superman II — 1979 (Donner Cut, minus the Earth-reverse)

Superman III — 1980 (minus the reference to Martha's death) — The Summer Olympics occur (just not in Moscow), and it's the Class of '65's reunion.

Supergirl — 1981

Superman Returns — 1986 (so, a version without 2006-era tech/aesthetics)

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace — 1990

Crisis on Infinite Earths — 2019

Working from this timeline, I place Lena's birth in 1958, and Lenny's in 1974.

I'm also assuming Kryptonian gestation takes longer than humans' nine months. Also, she met Richard in Bermuda.

Pre-Crisis, the Joker's attack took place in 1996.

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Odyssey teaser spoilers, without context:

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And Kelly! Don’t forget Kelly! THESE are the characters that should be LEADING the franchise! Like, seriously, I’d actually TRUST them to run INGen, properly!

And, hey, while we’re at it, Jess Harding from the TellTale game. In fact, my crackships are Lex/Jess and Tim/Kelly.

Yes, bonus FC of Samantha Sloyan as Jess.

And, while I agree the World title is getting a bit tiring, may I offer an alternative?

The T-Rex didn't teleport; they clocked her at 32mph. Honestly, I was more bothered by the Titanosauri just…emerging from the long grass.

The new Jurassic World was cool but God I wish they'd just go back to calling it Jurassic Park. Also I'm surprised Tim and Lex haven't shown up for these legacy sequels, especially with how many characters they've introduced and then gone "they were here the whole time, but offscreen!" I'd love to see TIm again.

Also why did the T-Rex teleport

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“Bo-Katan walks both worlds.”

More like Bi-Katan, am I right?

Bo-Katan in the Mandalorian S3 concept art:

Bo-Katan in the Mandalorian S3 as actually shot:

Only possible conclusion: somewhere between concept art and final shooting, someone declared, "Make Bo-Katan more obviously bi."

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”Lux Bonteri” is actually short for “Comp-Bonteri Heteroluxuality.”

I assume Comp was his father’s name.

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I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

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The good news is: ZeldaWiki is independent, again. But, it was kinda fucked up they were allowed to stay a part of NIWA, when it wasn't, just because it was a founding member, right?

Even more good news: There's a browser extension that redirects Fandom wikis with independent counterparts to those. AND! It also mirrors Wikia for ones that don't!

It's called Indie Wiki Buddy. You can look it up. Yugipedia has a handy link.

All this to demand:

INDEPENDENCE FOR WOOKIEEPEDIA, MEMORY ALPHA, AND MARVEL & DC DATABASES, NOW!

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@staff We do NOT need badge notifications for EVERY NEW POST that hits our dashes!

Do you realize how often that happens!? Like, literally seconds apart, at times.

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i’ve seen enough of lottielee where laura lee is the one with internalized homophobia. give me laura lee as a proud open lesbian because “jesus loves all” and lottie is the one with the internalized homophobia because of her parent’s high expectations for her

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RIP, “Dugga-Doo” livestream.

The twelve-hour video is NOT THE SAME. We need to be ablevto dive into a random point!

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I want a spinoff about the Stantons.

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Immediate warning to yarn users!

Knitpicks has recently been sending out yarn infested with carpet beetles. Apparently one of their warehouses has an active infestation.

They have shut the warehouse down for now, but if you have recent yarn from them in your stash in may be infested!

Knitpicks is not currently informing their customer base of this issue (pretty standard for them, unfortunately), so word of mouth is necessary.

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Luminara's face 🤣 I can't, this is too good