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....I frickin love them so much....

and hope you will too

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ALL MY BOOKS are 50% off on Smashwords. The last days of the sale are upon us. Get then before the sale ends and find them here:

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The Beautiful Beasts bundle deal on Itch is available for little over a day. Get both my smutty monsterfucker books in a 2 for 1 deal at the link.

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Hey, cheers to whomever bought the bubdle. You made my weekend!

If you haven't picked it up, you can get the bundle until the end of July! Don't miss out!!

My two monsterfucker books are now in a 2 for 1 bundle on Itch.io. Sale runs till the end of July, so get it while you can!

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Appreciation post for the cover art of my Beautiful Beasts books. Art by Man Carot!

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Gorgeous!

Just girls being gals

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My two monsterfucker books are now in a 2 for 1 bundle on Itch.io. Sale runs till the end of July, so get it while you can!

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So excited for this book!!

She yearned for freedom and solace from her familial home. He wished for companionship after a life of isolation. After a chance encounter at a masquerade ball, a deal is struck between the two to provide what the other desires. But as the horror behind unspoken truths becomes known, this marriage of convenience takes a dark and emotional turn that thrills her...and frightens him...

In the Jaws of an Oak is an illustrated erotic monster romance that is one part Regency fairytale and one part "Bloodborne-esque" horror, following an aromantic woman who is a survivor of abuse and a noble, cursed beast. For fans of Beauty and the Beast retellings where the beast only becomes more monstrous instead of turning human.  

This novella is 32k words with 18 illustrations, includes aromantic, pan, and sapphic representation, and will available August 14th, 2024 on Amazon and itch.io in epub, PDF, and paperback formats.

For full content warnings, see below...

This story explores themes of abuse and grief through the framing of the FMC’s newly found kinks surrounding fear and the MMC testing the limits of his most monstrous qualities. While not seen on page, it is heavily implied the FMC is a survivor of sexual violence and incest. Birth control via herbal remedies is taken on page and there is a brief mention of pregnancy and childbirth. While a majority of this work is queernormative, there is a brief instance of homophobia (past). 

There is one violent death that is described on page that involves dismemberment and being eaten, while all others are briefly mentioned along with attempted filicide.

The FMC and MMC have a significant size difference, that is made even greater via the MMC transforming, and engage in sexual acts akin to BDSM, which include: teeth play, biting, choking, pinning/restraining, deep penetration, knotting, anal, fellatio, tongue fucking (oral, vaginal), and vore-adjacent death ideation.

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To celebrate my books now being up on https://Itch.io, you can now get the Beautiful Beasts Bundle, collecting both my monsterfucker books Return the Rose and Cove of the Fisherman's Wife. Get them for the price one. Sale runs to the end of July.

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WE WERE FULLY FUNDED UNDER 2HRS!!!!

The Kickstarter campaign for Eldritch Lust 2 goes live this monday!

Lets...fucking...GOOOOOO!!!

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The Kickstarter campaign for Eldritch Lust 2 goes live this monday!

Lets...fucking...GOOOOOO!!!

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To celebrate my books now being up on https://Itch.io, you can now get the Beautiful Beasts Bundle, collecting both my monsterfucker books Return the Rose and Cove of the Fisherman's Wife. Get them for the price one. Sale runs to the end of July.

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You can find my monsterfucker book, Cove of the Fisherman's Wife for 50% off on @smashwords right here:

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Both my monsterfucker books are on sale at Smashwords , with 50% off. Find Return the Rose here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/1184469

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Booksale on Smashwords! All my books will be half off for July. Find my short story collection, All Through the House and Other Tales from a Random Place, right here:

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Eldritch Lust 2, a NSFW erotic comic collection, will feature a comic I've written. Find the Kickstarter campaign for it below and pledge now (especially all y'all monsterfuckers out there)

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So, I've finally taken the time to update my store. you can find my books and even original artwork. Find it here: