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Maxie Zeus

They tell me some mortal has killed young Hermes. Jovial green-haired Hermes, god of thieves and messengers, dead? I gave him ambrosia just yesterday. His follower came in with ringing bells and jovially bowed to me. I presented it to her and she tells me the opposite, the truth: That Hermes is above such a mortal end. He always lives on. Now Persephone in her green has invited me to walk the earth. I have opted against it. Here I Zeus have my lightning. Here in this tower, seen only by the icy Hephsaestus and the grim black Saturn, is mighty Zeus right at home.

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Tilda and Annie

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Universes 1-34355245542464524562465X

The worse universe i was in wasn't even the one where I was in someone else's body. I was still John Constantine but quite out of my own control. I was thrown into the event horizon. Went mad, even for myself. Time was happening but nothing changed. I was aware of the seconds become minutes become hours become years become decades but everything went back to where it was without moving. After a bit I got bored with being mad so I tried to learn. That hurt after a bit (especially when it just restarts soon enough) so your man John Constantine accepted the first deal to come his way. Didn't read the fine print and spent a few years as the Question, then Creeper before I was pulled out.

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That damn cowl stuck on my head. You can keep it.

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Our History

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I told you I had some weird experiences. How about where the bat was a literal bat man.

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Triple Michael Douglas Portrait From Michael Douglas in Black Rain in all the 80s mullet goodness.

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Something listening in When you tell a good ghost story, you might get someone listening in.

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Constantine takes a spot of tea

Thank you for the tea valet Pennyworth.

A valet is servant to one person. A butler is head of a household of servants. Alfred Pennyworth is a valet. Batman has no butler. But when it comes to butlers, Alfred can buttle with the best of them.

Bruce Wayne is impressed

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Gotham Cafe portrait.

It's your own man, John Constantine. Got a nice portrait done.

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2025 He had survived another year. Demons, both inner and outer, hadn't gotten to him. Shuffling upright, Constantine swore and got on with it.

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We were worried when she wasn't appearing. But Raven turned up for the party on the stroke of the 25th December. She would spend a bit of the day at Titans Tower, of course, Christmas with the Titans. But it was good to spend a night and morning at the House of Mystery with the other mystic company, be at home and away from the loud chaos for a few hours

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Party like it's an alternative universe and your man Constantine has black hair.

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Enjoyed a quiet Christmas off with the gal to celebrate.

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The Pigeon Lady

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I want to Fly like the Pigeons

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Right of Freedom