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Josuke: After lots of soul-searching, I have decided I would like to have more money.

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Polnareff: life is so fun when you automatically assume everyone has a crush on you.

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Kakyoin: You’re a hot mess, you know that?

Polnareff: At least I’m a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.

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Abbacchio: you have a terrible habit of always seeing the good in people.

Bruno: i'm not sure that’s a bad habit.

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Jotaro: Polnareff hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Kakyoin: Should we let him in?

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Mista: Abbacchio, what are you doing tomorrow?

Abbacchio: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

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Josuke, on the phone: I'm on a cell phone, it's real big! Like the eighties!!!

Okuyasu, on the other line: Mine's not big like yours...

Josuke: Ahahaha! That's pretty cool! Anyways, what kind of eighties' movies have you gone to see?

Okuyasu: I saw Scarface, I saw Ja... No, not Jaws, but I saw somethin'...

Josuke: I don't know what those are, but that's pretty cool!!!

Okuyasu: Why won't you watch movies with me?!

Josuke: Oh! Um, I'm busy right now! Sorry! [slams down phone]

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Jolyne: I’ll be up late. I have homework

Jotaro: You’re in preschool.

Jolyne: I have to color in this whole picture.

Jotaro: I’ll put on some coffee

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Okuyasu: I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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Hazamada: Do something fun. Sleep over at a murder site or whatever.

Josuke: How have you survived this long?

Hazamada: Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

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Abbacchio: I'm organizing a surprise party for Giorno.

Narancia: Don't you hate Giorno?

Abbacchio, filling balloons with bees: Yep.

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Abbacchio: I possibly need a hug, but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know that I am a human being who desperately craves intimacy.

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Josuke: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Rohan: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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Rohan: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

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Josuke: Being tall and handsome is suuuuch a huge burden. I’m constantly replying to emails about being too hot and if I plan on becoming less hot. The answer is no.

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Koichi: why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you.

Hazamada: kill for me.

Koichi: ......first of all, calm down-

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Jotaro: Evolution was a mistake, I'm going back to the water.