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“My Ol’ Lady”

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“Let the milkman in”

[jon-a-fat]

“Hello. I made these digital paintings.”

Is a series of American high-class Digital Paintings done by yours truly: Slick Tracey, JP Smorgansboard, J-wouldja-put-it-inya-pizzle Dizzle. Originally commissioned by my neighbor Doris I will leave out her last name for her consideration. I was given the task of capturing American Meme culture and the deep, dark interwebs of the underground from Mrs. I will leave out her last name for her consideration (this is actually her last name). When she saw what I did, she said told me right away that she called my mother to let her know that I was a failure. Doris is a bitch, not just because my mother is deaf, but because she had been dead for 4 years. If you see Doris I will leave out her last name for consideration, please follow her to wherever she goes, wait for her to get out, wait for a good bit until the coast is clear and take a big fat shit on the roof of her car. Please, it would mean the world to me.

If you didn’t like that story, here are the pictures associated with them. They are titled accordingly:

Top left is “Food and Leisure”.

Top right is “Cannibal Bean”.

Bottom left is “Tru-Ultra Instinct”.

Bottom right is “Ligma”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Thank you for your time. 🌭🌭🌭