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Me: wow I’m so overstimulated but it’s fine as I have the perfect solution

Me: blasting loud music in my ears

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Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now

Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs

Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts

Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries

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“Testosterone will make you sweat more” I do not think that is physically possible atp

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Canon

I think John should keep coming out as bi and people should not believe him.

Val gives him a lecture because he ticked „bisexual” on the paperwork and it’s not funny, diversity initiatives are important to give her PR opportunities show people they are one of them.

The team hears him talk about a boyfriend he had in highschool and thinks he means it in a best buddies way.

He wears a bi pin and gets comments about how important it is for allies to show their solidarity

He goes to a gay bar and the internet scoffs that he’s hiding there instead of going to a regular club, because gay men are probably far more likely to give him compliments.

He goes to a gay bar with Bob and they are holding hands and people say „ok. Fine. I guess he’s a good ally to a gay teammate. Fine”

He literally refers to himself as bisexual I an interview and everyone just dismissed that. It’s like… sure you are bud 👍 Which dumbass PR consultant told you to say that.

Bucky catches Bob and John making out, takes Bob aside and tells him how loneliness makes us desperate but sleeping with a straight man is not going to solve that and trust him because he knows and then he just stares forlornly at the wall so Bob just slinks away because WTF was that.

On the day of his wedding to Bob internet is full of conspiracy theories how „you people realise it’s not real, right? It’s like the opposite of when the gay stars used to marry women to quell the rumours. It’s like reverse Larry!” (I hate tumblr for making me know what Larry is).

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Also the 20+ 45 min long episodes per season were incredible bring them back pls I need them back

No one was doing it like tv shows in the early 2000s. I mean the partnerships, the secret gay love, the amateur child private investigators, the ghost hunters, etc. It was the decade of brilliant ideas and no funding.

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I’ve seen a rise in ppl thinking that autism is the only disability ppl can have and it’s rlly weird

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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

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Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

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THE CHNT SEASON 2 TRAILER HAS DROPPED AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY NORMAL ABT IT

ADAMS VOICE IS LITERALLY PERFECT I CANT

“How many more deaths can that body take” HOLY SHITTT

How tf am I supposed to survive until June 10th I can’t do THISSS

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I love Dick sm

Context: I saw a pic of a cat with a penis-shaped spot, and then I thought of Alpine, Bucky's cat. I felt the urge to draw John with a cat too. The cat's name is Dick 🤣🤣

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“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies

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I hate when ppl act like the bob/sentry/void situation is DID bc it’s literally so clearly supposed to be Bipolar disorder w Void being the lows and Sentry being the highs it’s literally stated IN THE MOVIE 😭

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more thunderbolts* tweets + some thunderbolts* gc texts !!

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Colors except they hate you

Color theory: there are several colors

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Scriddler 4 life