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Jackie: it’s supposed to be a secret, Evans 1

Jackie: but it sounds like your person is sexy with bomb ass taste so no wonder you guessed me 😏

PM || Sam & JP

Sam: heeeeeeeeeeeey! Gots a q for ya! Sam: were you my SV?!?! When I got that gamer pillow you came to mind!

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You know, I would normally be offended by "cute and corny", but from you... I guess it's alright. Points were made. No, you shouldn't have. You should have thought I had a hot date like everyone else. And I'll see what I can do. I'm always finding something to laugh at on the security cameras. Thanks

It's not as good as it once was but it works as a guilty pleasure. Oh know it's going to be Popcorn worthy.

You actually call it LLCoolJP? I mean it is clever, and it works, but that is just so cute and corny. I love it! At least you're a hot nerd so I can see why the ladies fall for your charm. I should've known! But damn, I forgot that the motels and hotels do be lit on days like this.If any gets caught cheating, record it and send it to me. I'll slide the candy under your door so it'll be waiting when you get back.

I haven't watched any love and hip hop in a while, but the real life version is certainly gonna eat after tonight.

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I can definitely make that happen whenever you'd like, Songbird.

Mmm, now I want that. Mercedes you're doing things to me.

I wasn't, but i wouldn't say no to some Jackie and vino.

You bet your ass I have, it's great. Especially with some chocolate sauce and marshmallows.

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It's also more easily accessible. Easier to get on my own, milk chocolate. I want to be woo'd with the unique

I was adopted as a kid so like mothers who are able to mother, I'm with it. I hope you apologized lol

Oh, well that's totally different then! I thought you were dismissing it altogether. Gotta admit — that's a great combo!

Yeah. You live and learn. But I wouldn't turn back time because they mean everything to me. I'm kind of learning that. Makes me feel bad for being a brat to mine when I was younger.

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Look, it’s the perfect lip balm for when you’re kissing all your hunnies this Valentines Day. Love you xo

Thanks! Even though I’m not a nerd, gotta keep my lips moisturized for the ladies.

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I don't dislike it, I just like the others better. Dark chocolate and peanut butter is my jam!

Because you have a whole tiny human? Moms are the true Gs though.

You really don't like milk chocolate??

Yep, I definitely know that! The last part, I mean.

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If I remind you of your little bro, he must be dope as hell. You're lucky to have him.

I mean of course I don't do things like that anymore. In my youth I was a rule breaker now I'm all old and mature and whatnot. I see the errors of my ways and would nevah sneak into Scandals in drag and with a fake ID... nevah.

You know what, fair. Hats off to you. My little bro has ADHD so your high energy can make missing him that much easier.

Scandals, from time to time. If you've snuck in, please do not tell me. I will turn a blind eye to all illegalities.

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Age is just a state of mind, Dani. I'm really 41, my roots are planted in the past, and though my life is changing fast, who I am is who I want to be. Ya girl is always getting lucky. Whaaaaa?! Don't be skeptical, my taste is superb in all things! I know you said you're not into the consumerism of it all, but are you doing anything for Vday?

Listen, I may be little, but I'm definitely older than you. Anyway, I hear you. Have you had any luck? I'm super skeptical about your taste in chocolate, though.

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LLCoolJP game! The sauce that can't be taught. That je ne sais quoi, and it might be a little nerdy, but you know... some ladies are into it. Alright fine, I'm just working. The motel is poppin' tonight, you know? Getting that overtime... but I could have a date if I wanted Now candy me, please!

Oh post vday trauma is like watching love and hiphop live!

What game? Your little nerd game that you use to woo women? Inquiring minds want to know, Jackie. You get the sugar if you tell me what, or who, you're getting into tonight. Friends share their dirty little secrets, you know?

I get you were trying to do a nice thing here but this holiday is notorious for both, and I personally enjoy watching it unfold.

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The ADHD will keep that up but the candy will make me happy.

Bartender huh? Where at? Maybe it's a place I've snuck in before.

If it keeps the energy up I will buy you all the candy in the land.

Within limits. Student, and bartender salary limitations..

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Gimme! Thanks. But my plans are kinda top secret, can't let all this game out on the internet for free. But you should definitely still provide me with sugar because I'm THAT cute.

I just need the straights to strap it up. I'm basically a humanitarian with this advice.

I have some white chocolate I might can hand over. Only if you tell me what these 'booked and busy' plans are. Also, you did not have to bring up the STIs and crotch goblins when people are trying to get their nasty on. That's gonna ruin people's vibes.

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Listen, little homie, I'm here to provide all the beautiful ladies all the laughs. I mean yeah capitalism is terrible, but I just figure I live in a capitalist system better make the best out it... like getting people to buy me candy.

You truly keep me laughing, Jackie. Have you had any takers on this epic V-Day date of your dreams? I'm pretty anti this capitalist, hetero holiday but I'm amped for you and the lady of your dreams.

That is incredibly true. Forever or eighteen years.

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It def sounded like you were asking me to take you out on a candy date but alright....

Milk chocolate is ok, I just prefer the other two. You ever had a dark chocolate hot chocolate? Slaps!

That's not what i'm saying. I'm saying you're crazy for not liking milk chocolate.

Though I won't say no to wine.

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Happy to provide a good read! I keep the peeps entertained. I don't discriminate on who gets me chocolate though, so if you want to be entertained and buy me candy, I won't say no

That was a chaotic, high-energy read. But I dig it.

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Soooo what you're saying is you want me to get you some milk chocolate and wine you and dine you?

You did not just diss milk chocolate like that.

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I've got plans tonight, because you know ya girl stay booked and busy, but if any of you fine fine ladies want to take me out on a belated Vday date, who am I to deny you the fantastic company that is mine?

Yo, also I like white chocolate and dark chocolate, keep ya milk.

Be safe out there? Some STIs and babies are forever!

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Jackie: I bet you'll be good at ones that interest you. Interest is important and these two, I think you'll actually have fun playing. Jackie: Its practically a date! And I need all the details, not all of them, like if y'all get nasty, I don't need those but all the lead-up details. Jackie: It's rul rul cute is what it is, Marls. Jackie: She def deserved it, I don't play about my big sis.

Marley: I may suck at them, but we should totally play some together! Marley: She just knew! She's gotta be psychic or something. Marley: I don't know if it's an actual date. He's coming to keep me company at the studio. Is that a date? There will be music and snacks. And no!! It's just playlist of some of his favorite bands. The slower songs. Cause well, it's to help him sleep. Marley: She's gonna love you. Everyone does. And if she doesn't, you can move in with me and Quinn can move in with her? Marley: Okay, so that doesn't sound too bad. I mean, sounds like the person deserved it. Can't believe I said that.