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Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it

Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk

Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk

Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter

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How To Negotiate Your Salary

Forbes talked to three employment experts about the best way for job candidates to negotiate salary and perks. Here’s their advice.

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This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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IF YOU TOOK THE JUNE 6 SAT

Check the email you used to sign up for it, and google “june 6 sat error”. There was a printing error with section 8 that led to the tests not being actually standardized properly (or at all, really).

This is ridiculous, and the families who payed the outrageous fees to take a standardized test that wasn’t actually standardized should voice our outrage to the College Board and ETS.

File complaint forms, call customer service, spread this information, and do NOT let them slip this one under the rug.

I’m tired of the education system screwing over students who are basically dependent on the Board for their futures. This can’t be allowed to keep happening.

Even if you didn’t take the SAT or aren’t going to, boost this. People deserve to know what they’re getting into.

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Homeless Hacks because it can happen to anyone. If you like this list follow ListHacks for more

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someone: why do you like park jimin so much ?

me:

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This is the kind of ingrained racism no one wants to acknowledge exist.

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list of trash aus i need immediately

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au

“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au

“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au

“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au

“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au

“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au

“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au

“im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au

“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au

“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken. Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

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Breakfast Flatbread with Avocado, Feta, Prosciutto, and Fried Eggs

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please reblog this and in the tags spell your name backwards

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Brown Eyed Girls disband as of today

According to representatives, “B.E.G. were already in talk of disbanding. Gain, who signed with Mystic Entertainment (APop Ent.) was focusing on solo promotions while the rest of the members Narsha, Jea, and Miryo, who was left in Nega Network, naturally left the group with the end of their contracts. There was a possibility of a ‘10 Year Anniversary Album’ but Nega Network said themselves that it is realistically difficult. Representatives revealed, “Currently, Nega Network is in a dangerous state where there is a possibility of closing the company. Album productions are realistically hard. We tried to make a setting where the rest of the BEG members sign up with APop Entertainment with Gain and continue, but that possibility was put aside as well.” Brown Eyed Girls’ last album was released in July of 2013, their 5th Album Black Box, and their last performance together was for the MNET MCountdown 10 year anniversary. 

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smile

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#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

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do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.

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“Ok dost thou finger thyself?(;”