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goals

this woman’s gender is unparalleled

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I had an article published today! 🎉

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pregnancy inception

Oh to be a Dumbo Octopus without a care 🐙

The dumbo octopus (Grimpoteuthis) is a deep sea animal that lives on the ocean floor at extreme depths of 9,800 to 13,000 feet.

Females usually find a mate around their second birthday and take a seamen packet from the male so they can fertilize their eggs on the go when they please. They can even get pregnant while being pregnant, they’re basically always pregnant.

Love to sea it 🌊

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in so many of the little videos that my partner and I have taken together over the years, we are mouthing "I love you"

a decade's worth of "I love you"s

💜

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perfection 😍

Rainy day ☔

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/me stares in Scheme

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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What about an incredibly awkward frog that managed to sneak up on people and croak at the worst possible times?

Opening a new pyramid? Middle of speech CROAK.

Sneaking up on a crocodile? Inopportune CROAK.

Temple of Osiris rituals? Mid-exultation CROAK.

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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i want to outfit my dog with a lapel mic so that i can record her dreams

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I think I became even more of a Sister Monica Joan fan (if that's possible) in this scene

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For tiny percussive maintenance of your dlls.

Windows XP - mmcndmgr.dll, icon 30559

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i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical

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apparently shop vacs ❤️ cocaine

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Muppet Fact #683

Early Sesame Street puppets had light blue sclera since the cameras had difficulty picking up the color white, so these eyes would appear white on film. Occasionally, the blue would show through on film.

Source:

Getting Felt Up- A Puppetry Podcast. "23. Sesame Street Exhibit Guided Tour - New York Public Library." Discussion with Ryan Dillon. December 10, 2014. (~51:08).

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Seattle from below

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Uh same 🏳️‍🌈

I become *more gay* every time I watch this

3:43 - 5:20 on loop forever, thanks

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler (cover by Brandi Carlile, Ladies of the 80s night, GJWW3 2022)

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