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heartbunnymoth · 8 months

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DennyXtra The Gay ShopVac

#shop vac #gay #DennyXtra The Gay ShopVac #vacuum cleaner #vacuum

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juliaferraioli · 1 year

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apparently shop vacs ❤️ cocaine

#i fucking love cocaine #shop vac #cocaine bear #meme #source: imgur

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fluxxdog · 2 months

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Had a dream that while we were cleaning up a closet, we found a spider. Someone smacked it with a broom and it multiplied into like a massive shitload of spiders. So we started trying to suck them up with the shop vac but that wasn't working so I just starting eating the fuck out of them, Lucille Ball style.

I woke up thinking, "God DAMN spiders are dry. Where's my water?"

#dream #spiders #shop vac #not very flavorful #there was no time to chew

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removeandreplace · 1 year

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How To Clean Refrigerator Coils?

The coils cool and condense the refrigerant that cool the air inside a refrigerator. These coils are susceptible to dust accumulation because they are not fully enclosed and remain exposed to air. How to clean dirty refrigerator coils step by step Your refrigerator may not cool properly and work harder if the coils are dirty, and dirty coils may also cause it to run less efficiently, resulting in…

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#brush #clean #coils #dirty coils #refrigerator #shop vac #vacuum

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hellenhighwater · 2 years

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Fun thing I learned today: there are stag beetles in Michigan! I knew they existed but somehow I never knew we had them here.

Unfun thing I learned today: there is a stag beetle in my kitchen sink! I don't know how the fuck that motherfucker got in here but this bitch is two inches long and now I have to burn my house down! Why the fuck is this a thing that has happened!! Motherfucker!!

#i do NOT LIKE BUGS #I especially *especially* do not like bugs that give you crunchh feeling if you squish them #bad texture leaves my hands bad for hours no no no #can't VICE SPIDER my way out of this one this motherfucker is the size of his head and he's specifically trained to not go #on the kitchen counter!!#motherfucker!#my house is insured i can burn it down they would understand #i live in michigan SPECIFICALLY because our bugs are NOT supposed to get big #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #where the fuck is the shop vac #why could it not simply be a venomous snake instead of a large but relatively harmless beetle

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beauty-in-the-details · 2 months

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A for effort.

#me #mine #selfie #ignore my shop vac in the back

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kg-clark-inthedark · 25 days

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Ya girl is officially medicated now and hopefully will be pussy fresh moving forward 🫡

#I feel like I’ve just taken a shop vac to the sludge in my brain #don’t worry though I’m still mentally ill enough to write good fanfic #kind of devastated that I’m busy all weekend though #because if I wasn’t #booooy I would write the fuck out of my fic chapter #and my mom is gonna be with me on the long drive on sunday #I usually spend long drives dictating writing ideas with speech to text #but uhhh won’t be doing that in front of my mom #me: ‘hey siri add corvo jerks off while being haunted by the mistakes of his past to my writing ideas note’#my mom: 😐#clark barks

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chamerionwrites · 29 days

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Had the worst morning and I was SO brave about it. Did not trip facefirst down an abyss of viciously mean self-talk about ordinary human fuckups. Cleaned up the proverbial spilled milk and then went out and socialized instead of crawling back into bed and writing the day off as a loss.

#listen me n my brain weasels are a wee bit fragile on christian holy days at the best of times #and then i went and burned myself like an asshole and DROPPED MY FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY PIE ON THE CARPET #on my landlord’s. pale beige. carpet.#my very lovingly crafted pie with homemade all butter crust and the last of my frozen rhubarb and some very red strawberries #…and then i swore viciously for like three solid minutes whilst getting out the carpet cleaning solution and the shop vac #and then i deep cleaned the carpet and made another FUCKING pie crust and this time put blueberries in it #and it was definitely not as good as the first one would have been because i was rushing. and also i missed lunch.#but hey i did arrive in time for dessert with blueberry pie. so.#*FERAL FRUSTRATED GROWLING NOISES*#it’s fine. it’s fine. it worked out. oh my god i’m so fucking tired #my posts #should i file this under #culinary adventures #🙃

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melittarilow · 7 months

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Baby Taking Back Sunday give us a tour of their humble abode (a quaint 15-passenger Ford). Featuring several sets of big headphones, Mark’s Long Island accent, John emerging from a cocoon of blankets, and general sweetness.

#ngl I watch this video and I understand why wendy loves the lost boys so much #i want to kiss you all and also take a shop vac to your home #taking back sunday #tbs #tell all your friends #adam lazzara #john nolan #mark o'connell #shaun cooper #eddie reyes #Youtube

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chiropteracupola · 3 months

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least favorite parts of a mild sinus ailment are the Humming, the Feeling As If My Teeth Are Going To Fall Out, and of course the Ooze

#news from the cupola #contemplating sort of slorping a shop vac or perhaps an aquarium pump onto my nose and mouth...

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toadsrbutch · 11 months

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items lesbians need:

- a shop vac

- probably other things but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#moss and I going to buy a shop vac to make rodent cage cleans soooo much easier

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crvwly · 5 months

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my family is doing a secret-santa style gift exchange this year bc me and my brothers are all grown now and i pulled my dad's name. why. why. why. why-

#WHY COULDNT I HAVE PULLED MY MA #you know what this bitch put in his list?#a shop vac #a 50 dollar lowes gift card #and guinness glasses #SIR.

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onippep · 1 year

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Oo? Who’s at the shop?