#i fucking love cocaine

[juliaferraioli]

apparently shop vacs ❤️ cocaine

[jeeaark]

Shirtless Disaster Pt. 1

So. pretty sure the emperor cusses. just. never had the reason to say out loud. or has a filter on when they talk. Until Greygold happened. You ever try and look with the emperor's perspective when Tav makes decisions and go, 'H-how are you not ceaselessly cussing like a sailor at Tav?'

ANYWAY- HERE'S THE THING. TRULY. Always had my squinty-eyed caution on Emps. Trying to ascertain if they were for real with their words/actions/intentions or not. but. Squid buddy sharing their feelings of caring was the uh snowball that started this avalanche. Can't fake feelings huah, GREYGOLD FINALLY FOUND THOSE MUSHY BITS HUAH.

I ain't gonna let y'all wonder what Greygold's answer was, so uh. Bonus!

[tomfrogisblue]

mike really turned up, threw water on fit and pac, called them horny to their faces, declared that ramon was like his son and started planning the date, proposal AND wedding with ramon

[blueautumngrave]

WHAT THE FUCK DID AUSTEN DO TO FUCKING GET HOMESICK AT SPACE CAMP AND ITS NO A SIDE EFFECT OF THE COCAINE LIKE IM HAPPY FOR YALL BUT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[azuneekun]

went from never fishing without mods to catching every fish in vanilla stardew. follow your dreams kids

[zeb-z]

they should let qPac do a line and then execute someone in the town square

[pastafossa]

Me, telling sis about the negative review I saw for Cocaine Bear: -and she was complaining that it was too bloody and violent, and that it was nothing but cocaine and the bear

Sis: Well it wasn't called Vegetarian Philosophy Bunny.

Me: EXACTLY. IT'S IN THE NAME.

Sis: Where the fuck did we lose you, Susan? 'Cocaine' or 'Bear'?

[idkaguyorsomething]

One thing that kind-of annoys me about the Jojo fandom is there is this tendency to portray Giorno as more noble than he actually was. He was fine with deal drugs to adults, it was dealing drugs to kids specifically that he did not like. He had no issues killing people and wanted to be a mob boss. I like Giorno but a paragon of nobility he was not, and I think it is a disservice to the character to water down his less-then-positive traits.

yeah, there’s a lot of truth to that. i think part of the reason why that is is because lots of fan works of golden wind are significantly lighter and softer than canon. there’s nothing wrong with that, especially given how much darker it comes off in comparison to diamond is unbreakable, but as a result a lot of the main character’s negative traits tend to get sanded down, ie, narancia’s more violently destructive outbursts, abbachio serving as an enforcer for a corrupt institution via both the police and the mob with hints that he might be outright bigoted towards giorno because of his ancestry, and yes, giorno’s less than noble traits. a lot of this tends to bleed into how fans view the characters overall, but honestly it’s not nearly as bad as some other fandom mischaracterizations i’ve seen

it’s definitely a disservice to giorno to downplay his more unsavory traits, though. he joined the mob at fifteen and probably thought he was gonna have to work his way up the ladder for years even though they did things like dealing drugs to kids that he explicitly didn’t like. he’s quite an ends-justify-the-means guy, particularly in the long run, though part of what makes him interesting as a character is how those means are always done in service to an ideal. giorno’s proactive approach to most things and how he inspires others through his ideology shapes a lot of the narrative of golden wind, so entirely discounting that would be a mistake, but he’s definitely got quite a bit of the brando family ruthlessness in him that he knows how to use quite well (it’s also possible that fans conflate his character with bruno’s a lot, since bruno is the one who hates drugs the most and who we see more of being openly conflicted about his job as a mob enforcer)

[chaos0pikachu]

The reason I be defending Boston so hard is because the way some of y'all be talking about him is straight up unhinged like some folks act like he's a sociopathic MCU villain out to systematically destroy the sanctity of TopMew and SandRay's love and Nick's purity instead of some messy 22 yr old who's selfish, and makes bad decisions

[aye-of-newt]

who wants to get married to me by authority of the cocaine bear

[succs]

stewy asking kendall for a juul hit in the most normal guy way: hey can we take some time out back to you know…suck and blow on that stuff of yours. you know? i mean come on, this wolf wants to huff and puff and blow out a few on this little piggy. and god knows im tired of waiting for him to go to the market. come on, it wont even take 5 minutes. Just whip it out, I take in a few and you can slip it right back into your pants. your fancy custom tailored pants pockets. Come on dude..like old times…just a good ol’ (does the tongue and cheek gesture with hand) smoke sesh college party antic between me and my favorite ken doll

[klahadores]

[rotoyreal]

Soy una mentira

Lo atractivo de mi, solo ayuda a esconder lo sucio que estoy. Destrozado y vacío que soy

[shmingleping]

Speedballs on loop.

[cowboy-robooty]

mark my fucking words papa robooty is drawing tonight