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me? opening a 100k+ fic to avoid the crushing weight of existence? more likely than you think. 

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in case  u need sumthing to pass the time, heres a list of all my playlists

1. songs for u and that special sum1 ;)

2. cute cafe on the corner feels 

3. holiday songs to play in august 

4. songs for a good cry 

5. my full moon playlist, for when the energy is strong 

6. songs for midnight drives 

7. songs to punch holes in the wall to 

8. songs from movies and musicals 

9. childhood favorites 

10. fairytale cottage-ness

11. playlist i made for a protest i was at (dystopian)

12. dark academia playlist 

13. oldies and songs that make you feel old 

14. trendier bedroom pop stuff

15. the playlist i made for when i take my anti depressants (happy stuff)

16. for when ur walking through a museum (i used to work at one and this is what we would play in the gift shop)

17. boogie woogie

18. my subculture playlist (emo,goth,punk,metal)

19. coming of age 

20. ew love songs 

anyway i hope you enjoy :) these are all my playlists 

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hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

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Yennefer: Why are Jaskier and Gerlat sitting with their backs to each other?

Ciri: They got into a fight.

Yennefer: Then why are they holding hands?

Ciri: They get sad when they fight.

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Go through a day's worth of Ao3 witcher posts without finding a hozier song in the title, I dare you.

you ever consume a piece of music and then suddenly understand a whole bunch of fanfic titles

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secret agents au... jaskier works behind the scenes to help geralt thru missions 🤫

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the first of the pandemic prompts! i took the liberty of making it a modern au because i can. requested by @raventaire (x)

donate to my ko-fi :)

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Nonsensical origins of Jaskier’s clothes:

He won them via law of surprise

He has an unlimited supply due to a djinn wish

He uses his inheritance solely on fashion

He’s fucking a tailor who gifts him with clothes

He found them abandoned on the side of the road and didn’t question it

He’s a shapeshifter but the only thing he changes is clothing

He buys them like a regular person

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AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

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Holiday Headcanons! ft. The Fabulous? Four

Modern Au

💖💝Saint Valentines💝💖

Jaskier takes Ciri shopping for Valentines cards and treats to hand out to classmates except Jaskier gets more excited than Ciri does These ones have glitter! And these change pictures when you tilt them! And this one has horse that looks exactly like roach!! Ciri is the one to drag them both to checkout with a big ol box of fun dips. Jaskier ends up sneaking some of the ones with grumpy animals to hand to Geralt the next morning. He's begrudgingly amused

Ciri wakes up to a box of chocolate anonymously addressed to her every year without fail. Geralt pretends to not have known how it got there every. single. year.

When Ciri has her first heartbreak later on, the day before Valentines, Yennefer swoops in quicker than an airplane takes off. Men aren't worth shit darling. You. You are priceless. Yennefer gets her through the heartbreak with loads of discounted chocolate and bad romantic comedies.

Jaskier serenades Geralt awake in the morning. They go about their respective days, but in the evening, the roles are switched. Geralt's the one to start a warm bath for the both of them with rose petals and nice scentless candles and wash Jaskier's hair and if he starts going lower, well, it is Valentine's day after all...

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geralt: *injured*

jaskier: let me kiss it better :)

geralt: what no

magical inhuman!jaskier: *smooch* there :)

geralt: *now healed* what the . fuck

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jaskier: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

geralt, whispering to ciri: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

ciri, too good too pure: Because I have little hands!

geralt, tired dad TM: Because she has little hands

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Triss: *carrying a lot of grocery bags in both hands*

Yennefer: *reaches out a hand to help her*

Triss: *switches all the bags to one hand and holds Yennefer's hand with the other*

Yennefer: That's not what I- *coughs* okay

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proposition: jaskier’s not immortal because of any fae blood or anything, he’s immortal because he’s fucked enough deities for them to agree that they want him to stick around for as long as possible. 

at some point someone yells “melitele’s tits!” and jaskier responds distractedly with “they’re quite lovely actually” and geralt goes “how would you know” while jaskier just winks back at him and the witcher’s just like “what does that mean??”

or someone asks him who his best fuck was and he goes “definitely loki, fell into bed with him a few centuries back and then i ran into her again a few years ago.” and geralt is just like whomst??? a few centuries???

that’s also why he rarely gets injured on their dangerous adventures. he’ll get thrown into the water or something while geralt’s fighting off some sirens and the tide just pulls him back to shore and geralt’s like “what the fuck??” and jaskier goes “so i may or may not have had several wonderful nights with the goddess lilvani” and geralt’s just like “you know what? fine, whatever”

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So how long until all the new Witcher fics are titled after the new The Amazing Devil album

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haha, so funny, found geralt in my CAH deck

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Yennefer: Is it so difficult to admit that you have made a mistake?

Jaskier, aggressively stirring his coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt