just-some-troglodyte
just-some-troglodyte
Just Some Troglodyte
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just-some-troglodyte · 14 days ago
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Ogre unit idea
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Here some stats Size: 1.0x (custom base) Hp: 3300 Speed: 0.6 Attack speed: 6s Attack: Ogre punch Damage: 460-730 Average damage: 570 the ogre unit can throw other units (that are smaller than the ogre)
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just-some-troglodyte · 15 days ago
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i have an oc based on the 3Do for neptunia: her name is Erza Redheart, no, not Erza with the HDD form being named redheart, yes, she IS a CPU, she's kind of a "head empty" type.
her weapon of choice is macuahuitls/40k-esc chainswords. Very tall and kinda lanky, orange hair in her normal form, red hair in her HDD form, and has horns. Era is 200cm tall (around 6ft 7in) btw, erza's height of 200cm doesn't include her horns. functionally she's just a little smidge taller. she both really likes her height, and is a slight touch insecure about it. erza's bed is emperor-sized (200cm x 215cm, or 78″ x 84″), her bed isn't so large because she cares for the luxury that such a bed normally implies, she has such a bed because she's very tall. when Erza goes into her HDD form she becomes more serious, although she rarely goes into this form. Also her horns become more antler-like. Erza is a south paw (aka she's left handed), she gets real annoyed with scissors and can-openers. It's a nothing detail. Erza isn't the biggest fan of sweets. what does this add? nothing
Erza Redheart can be described as creative, a bit egotistical, but kinda scattered. She loves schlocky movies, and kinda wants to make her own.
Erza Redheart semi-willingly admits that she really isn't all that smart, but in a direct fight she is quite capable! Using her height, her left-handedness, and sheer stubbornness to over power monsters and demons, although she has some trouble with enemies getting too close making harder for her to hit them. Erza does her best
Ooc: The Doylist reason Erza Redheart is 200cm tall (around 6ft 7in) is to reference the 3Do's power as a gameconsole. For its time it was ridiculously strong, but its high-stats were what bit it in the ass, like how Erza's height is quite inconvenient.
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just-some-troglodyte · 19 days ago
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God speed glass joe, how are you still alive?
Let's give Glass Joe his credit, french bastard doesn't quit. If i took even just 13 losses in professional fighting i'd call it quits, Joe's taken 99 and still keeping on; he’s gotten in the ring 100 times, lost 99 of them, but still persists, now that’s dedication. Bro is just the definition of "Never give up! Never surrender!". Man is a different breed of stubborn. Glass Joe is the type to get knocked out and just say "I didn't hear no bell" despite missing half his teeth. You have to admire his sheer determination. If he fell into the Underground, he'd have about 99 save files.
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just-some-troglodyte · 24 days ago
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FGO Servant Name: Azazel
titles: fallen angel of the forge, Grigori forge-caster, the less interesting Prometheus, forge-caster
Class: Caster
alternate classes: Pretender, Ruler, Avenger, Foreigner, and Beast
Rarity: 5-Star
Card Deck: QQAAB (Quick, Quick, Arts, Arts, Buster)
Parameters:
Strength: C+
Endurance: D+
Agility: B+
Mana: EX
Luck: -
Noble Phantasm: A+
Skills:
Innocent Monster EX: Gain a middling amount of critical stars every turn for 3 turns, recovers allies HP, increases own critical damage for 3 attacks, 5 turns.
Spark of Genius: Apply Sure Hit to self and allies for 1 turn, Increase own and allies Arts performance for 3 turns, Increase own and allies Critical Damage for 3 turns.
Forge of Progress: Apply Ignore Invincibility to allies for 1 turn, Increase own NP Damage for 1 turn, Increase self and allies NP gauge by 21%.
Noble Phantasm: Ignis Scientia - Flames of Innovation
Type: Arts Rank: A+ Deals damage to all enemies. Inflict Burn status on all enemies for 3 turns, dealing damage each turn. Increase allies NP gauge by a small amount.
"I am the 1st to teach countless mages. Knowledge is my body, and mana is my blood. I have taught over a thousand incantations. Unknown to limits, Before any tradition. Have withstood danger to instil the arcane. Yet, these hands have never held anything physical. So as I've granted… Ignis Scientia: Flames of Innovation! Please - do use it irresponsibly."
Passive Skills:
Territory Creation (C-): Increases own Arts card effectiveness by 5%. Magic Resistance (B++): Increases own debuff resistance by 18.5%. Archangel's Essence (C-): Increases own damage by 185, and increases own NP damage by 5%.
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just-some-troglodyte · 27 days ago
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Idea for a punch out!! boxer, a crossover boxer! the TABS boxer!
gimmick: free-form combos with rubbery and spastic tells, but the punches themselves are rather slow and weak - also it leads with its left. Can be either red or blue, the color is purely aesthetic. If it is hit with a star uppercut, that doesn't knock the wobbler down, will be rebounded back into Mac's face! jabs, wonky crosses, wobbly hooks, and rubbery uppercuts Unlike Donkey Kong, TABS boxer has a dedicated guard - it may be a wobbly slugger, but it is still a boxer.. of sorts.. Feel the vibe and you'll win.
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just-some-troglodyte · 29 days ago
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if i came up with this, then it would be neat to see in the show... maybe not
i'm like 1/5 sure it's been confirmed in 1 of the Doctor Who series that humans are a creation of the Kaled (aka the dalek).. or i may've come up with a morbid twist.. though i'm kinda sure it was like the plot of an episode of how the dalek wanted to make more dalek from humans, but it failed because dalek be dalek.
idk, but i think it's neat
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just-some-troglodyte · 1 month ago
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OCs i came up with when I was in middle school, enjoy
Juten-ki. an amalgam of shinigami and hollow created, and considered a failure, by Aizen. Why? Juten-ki, or at least the 2 halves that would become Juten-ki, was part of the same experiments as the much more stable White.. and it to an extent the failed prototype for White
Juten-ki has powers of both hollow and shinigami, and has unlocked shikai (bones of hell), bankai (skeletons at hell's end), and resurrección (la héroe). as for his personality; he's determined, a bit callous, and decisive. He leads his bandit crew he's dubbed "dark 14th", for it's around the size of a Division of the Gotei 13, it's made up of the dejected, and the nearly hollowfied.
Dark 14th is organized similarly to any "real" division of the Gotei 13.
Lieutenant: Ongyo-ki; a partly hollowfied former member of the Onmitsukidō. his resurrección is "la sombra". a discrete, scheming, and resourceful person.
3rd Seat: Sui-Ki; a dejected former member of the Kidō Corps. he still knows plenty of kidō spells, his shikai is "Disrupt Gravity".
4th seat: Kin-Ki; a pugilistic and partly hollowfied former 11th division member from before the rise of Zaraki Kenpachi. her resurrección is "El gladiadora"
5th seat: Fuu-Ki; a partly hollowfied peasant who's gained notoriety. her resurrección is "el aliento". a focused, rather brilliant, and ironically indulgent individual.
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just-some-troglodyte · 1 month ago
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i like the irony of the very thing Cassandra was trained to do, read body-language easier than most people can read a book, is also part of what makes her very empathic.
… i'm 1/2 curious if David Cain and Lady Shiva fully thought through their plan, or if it was something like: step 1 baby, step 2 body-language assassin training, step 3 ???, step 4 profit
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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This is neat
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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the Virtuous and Sinful Knights 🐐🦁🐸🐍🐌🐗🦚
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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IRL language scientists are fascinated by the language of "memes and online jokes"
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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Neat
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Remember to wear eyepro
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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WOO HOO!!! GNOLLS!!!!
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yeens :)
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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I've fabricated my own rough idea for a homestuck aspect: plague
Inspirationings: Death and devil tarots, swords arcana suit, green/white/black from MTG, nurgle from 40k, etc.
Heroes of Plague are linked with illnesses, pollutants, fog, smoke, the spreading of ideas, and all that good stuff. They can summons huge clouds of deadly toxins to suffocate their victims, but also represent the "haze" blocking off an outcome that needs to be blown away in order to achieve a goal. Plague is also used to describe the decaying of an aspect or idea gradually (i.g. you must complete something in a certain amount of time. if time runs out (decays) then something disastrous will happen. Is also linked to chance) and while it is usually described as the opposite of life it can also be considered opposite of time. The aspect of undoing, but not mindless. Plague is a slow, creeping, inevitable hand. Not destruction for destruction's sake—but because nothing lasts forever.
Denizen: Beelzebub, gagyson, Pazuzu, and Ruohtta
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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Why has nobody given leprechauns the Tolkien treatment (I.E. what Tolkien did to dwarves, elves, and dragons)?
Actually, what would a leprechaun even society be like?
What kind of architecture would they have?
How would their gods and laws be like?
Would they have a standing army?
How would they get along with the other races?
Why do they like the color green?
Why so much gold?
And why do I what to make a Homestuck reference when it comes to leprechaun romance?
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just-some-troglodyte · 2 months ago
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The great autistic debate
a friend asked: "Do you guys think it’s better to say “person with autism” or “autistic person” if it even matters? I’ve heard it come up in some of the psych classes I’m in and I’m kinda interested, and I want to hear from actual autistic people first and foremost"
my answer is/was/is: "As an autistic person with autism myself, i prefer autistic person because it's more direct. i personally find “person with autism” to be on the cusp of being condescending, but i wouldn't have a fit either way."
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