justiceforplutoo

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american psycho is really crazy for a newsies (1992) sequel but alright i guess

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AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)

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“I’ve gotta return some video tapes.”

Custom vhs shell swap by Josh Ramirez

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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@petrifiedlark

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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lesbian jjk call that geto subaru

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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prev actually played the titular character in the 1996 film Matilda, directed by Danny Devito. recently, prev has pursued other genres to show off just how wide his range is. some of their recent roles include: The Yellow Hat Guy from Curious George; Azula from ATLA; fuckin Batman (Christian Bale); John Lennon in the upcoming Beatles biopic; and Santa Claus in a mall one time.

@wistfulenchantress @orpheus-dreams @doublereed-guillotine @dia-depeche @starrysky1212

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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Give it up for the people just realizing they're queer right now, actually. This is a really scary time to be queer, i imagine even scarier to be coming to terms with your identity and/or trying to figure yourself out. You're doing amazing and i think you're super super brave.

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i teared up if you care

once when I was in middle school I was listening to karma by taylor swift on the bus and accidentally sang "karma is my girlfriend" during the chorus and then saw a rainbow flag (rare sighting, I live in a hella conservative area) like within ten seconds of that. i think that was god calling me a slur

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yeah :)

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

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absolutely nothing could come close to describing the noise that came out of my mouth upon seeing this.

#classic literature and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by justiceforplutoo

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once when I was in middle school I was listening to karma by taylor swift on the bus and accidentally sang "karma is my girlfriend" during the chorus and then saw a rainbow flag (rare sighting, I live in a hella conservative area) like within ten seconds of that. i think that was god calling me a slur

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I'm gonna give you all the boops and headpats every >:3

who art thou ?? anyways giving you all of them back >:3 💋💋

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i was gonna say you should be one of the maids at my wedding but i fear i'd prefer you to be the groom

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

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guys if any of y'all are into pop music more than you're into men I made a community for it 🫶✨ it's called sapphics for swift but it's for music in general, not limited to pop (or taylor), and you can be any sort of sapphic (trans, nb, he/him sapphics included) !!

it's request to join as an attempt to combat bots but i'll get to your request as soon as I can :))