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I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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just a suggestion but if you're writing about "the ancient world" please don't include societies that existed from like 1300 to 1521

AZTECS AND INCAS WERE NOT ANCIENT I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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10 weeks of poster illustrations for my weekly challenge this year. honestly 2025 is shaping up to be the most I've ever drawn consistently in my life

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Damn you can get it by the bottle now?

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When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... 😐

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nona the ninth

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»swofehuper« by richard tipping (+)

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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

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🚨 Help! 🚨

Hi. My name is TJ, and I'm in a really tough situation. I've hit the point in my disability journey where I can no longer work, but my disability application is still in the works. My bank account is overdrawn, my car payment and car insurance are coming due, and I've maxed out the loans I can take through official and unofficial channels. I've been doing food deliveries to try to make money, even though it takes a huge toll on my body, but last weekend my vehicle was involved in a car accident. It seemed like just a little fender-bender, but today I found out that my front axle is damaged and in need of repair, but the insurance isn't wanting to pay out because I wasn't the one driving. I'm sitting in this perfect storm, and I just need some help. So, if you've read this far and don't just want to donate, here's what I'm happy to do:

I'm a writer. I'll write almost anything, and when I say that I mean it. We can negotiate limits privately. Basically, I'm broke, I'm desperate, and barring pornographic content that includes minors, I'll write it. No judgment.

I'll charge 0.5¢ per word, so 500 words is $2.50. This is super cheap, again, because I'm desperate. If you can donate I'd love it. If you can share this I'd love that too. I just need help. If you can't do either venmo or cashapp let me know and we can work something out.

Love y'all, and thanks in advance 💜

V: transnebulas C: transnebulas

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my fav ask ever was this person who was like “i live in the worst city in Ohio” and I was like “ I don’t think Zanesville is actually the worst city in Ohio but I know everyone in Zanesville thinks it is so I’m gonna say Zanesville but also I bet you don’t even live in Zanesville I bet you have a Zanesville zipcode but you live in Adamsville and you went to school in New Concord” and they told me I got every single detail right and that I scared them so bad they had to block me

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For real???

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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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