This is unironically the reason why I 100% believe that Satan would be totally into pet play/being a kittyboy. And not just because it's all but confirmed in canon already (re: his reaction to the player meowing at him in S2 and his reaction to the wearable cat ears in S3, just to name a few)
I know for a fact that Satan would love to be your good little kitten for exactly these reasons. I know that people HC him as autistic or AuDHD. He is constantly stressed out, constantly overthinking, constantly overworking himself, and constantly trying to control and repress his anger. He masks harder than anyone else in the cast to the point that he is literally known as the Lord of Masks. This boy would CRUMBLE at the opportunity to turn his brain off and let someone else be in control for a while.
I just wanna put a collar on him and spoil him the way he deserves.
Puppyboy behavior is so nice for the autism drain, like yeh I'd like to be muzzled then I don't have to talk and can go mute, yeh I wanna be harnessed because the pressure across my skin feels so relaxing, not to mention the fact I get to let go and not really think too hard about much of anything
actually that ao3 post about calculating kudos-to-hits ratios to decide if a fic is worth reading has me so pissed off. someone put real time and energy into something they are SHARING WITH YOU FOR FREE on a site where you can quite literally filter and search by anything you want and you're STILL trying to find a foolproof method to find stuff that's "good enough to read"???
YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR EVERYTHING
you don't have to like or read everything in a given fandom or tag, but you also don't have to be a cunt about it and imply that it's not worth reading. this is the kind of shit that moves people to stop creating altogether, and to see people agreeing in the tags is so disheartening. absolutely unserious behavior.
i. am like the biggest fan of acting like solomon's partner in romance (and crime too but thats not important). and i mean i choose all those options jokingly but its just.. very funny to me. and i cant really explain why.
(it is also why i will always choose the 'im a human' and then ppl being confused like what? no youre a demon hehehe.)