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Polyphemus: I know you've been cheating. Who was it with?

His wife: Nobody.

Polyphemus:

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Meme drop (sry was gone for so long)

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Zeus: Our Christmas tree looks amazing!

Poseidon: Yeah!

Demeter: I can't believe you cut down Sally!

Zeus: Who?

Demeter:

Zeus: You named the tree!

Demeter: Yes, and she had two baby trees back at the farm!

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The troll face in your icon makes this blog older than the actual statue

Lol, I just searched up meme face when I made the blog.

First thing that pops up is the troll face . I only made this blog last summer (july 2021)

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Zeus: I’m a very bad person. I’m a very, very bad person. I’m a horrible person.

Everyone:

Zeus, prompting: No, you’re not, Zeus! We still love you, Zeus!

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I kinda like it platonically, forgot to check that

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follower count be:

lol, thx for 666 followers in 4 mths guys! <3

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Lol...poor hero's about to die

Hero: oh wow! You’re Zeus, king of the gods, right?

Zeus: *smiles* that would be right!

Hero: oh my gosh, Im the biggest fan of Poseidon! Can you get me his signature please? Thanks!

Zeus: …

Hades: …

Zeus: Don’t let anyone know about this

Hades: BAHAHHAHA, OH MY-

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LMAO.. Zeus makes dad jokes because he's a dad to so many

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀: What?

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Her/She

𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗼𝗻: *dying*

𝗛𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀:

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: I'm out.

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: 2 out.

𝗛𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮: *awkward smile* Nice...?

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Hey I noticed that you're doing ship bingo! If I'm not bothering and you still up to these; can you do Hermes and Thanatos?

Sure! @lostchaoticartist Sorry I didn't see this for so long!

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Boyfriends, money, and travel

( I want the last 2, but I have the 2nd one)

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Greek Gods when they encounter a bee

Zeus: Ah, greetings fellow member of the sky.

Athena: Whatever, not as scary as spiders anyway.

Aphrodite: Ah! Get it away!

Ares: I'll save you.. **sees bee and gets scared** ..never mind. Apollo, kill the beast.

Apollo, with earphones in: Huh?

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Ares: WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF CATASTROPHE WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??

Athena whispering to Artemis: He reads?

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Greek Gods making fun of each other:

Apollo: Artemis Fartemis

Artemis: Yeah.. well Cupid is stupid.

Athena: That's Roman, not Greek.

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Zeus: There is one thing worse than dying.

Zeus: Athena dying.

Ares: There's only one thing worse than that. Get rid of 'dying'.

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Dionysus: I ain't talking.

Apollo: *sharpens knife* We got ways of making people talk..

*cuts a piece of cake*

Dionysus: ..Can I have some?

Apollo: Cake is for talkers.

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Greek Gods during Halloween:

Zeus: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?

Ares: I'm going to be something scary and horrifically ugly.

Artemis: Me too. That's why I'm going to be Apollo!

Apollo:

Hades: I'm the God of the Underworld. What's scarier than that?

Persephone: My mom if she finds out I'm with you.