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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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how does he know that🤨🤨

You make an offhand comment to ur friend Johnny abt how hot that guy hes always hanging out with is. Yknow, the behemoth of a man who makes hilariously dark jokes and wears a mask? Yeah that one.

Its said in passing, and ur pretty sure Johnny forgets abt it entirely, until late one night he sends u a link to a dildo??? And its like, big, right? Much bigger than anything u go for. Johnny knows this, bc who doesnt discuss their sex life with their bestie? So u reply back "Johnny wtf u know thats not my thing, its huge lol."

His response? "Well I'd start practicin' if you wanna take on my 'hot friend'. Its to scale ;)"

...you add the dildo to ur cart.

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all of them at once

your husband, price, lets you play with any of his men granted that you give him a show while you’re at it. and if not a show, then he stalks the halls of their base to see the mess that you made.

he pulls simon to the side and asks his lieutenant to show him the hickeys the you left on his neck—john laughs when he sees them, rumbles, “sh’ mauled yer ass, ghost.” before simon can say anything, john ducks away, humming delightedly to himself at the pretty flush that danced from simon’s cheeks down to his bruised neck.

he cups kyle’s jaw and strokes his lips with his thumb, and with his brows furrowed in faux worry, he croons, “look’t how bruised yer lips are, hun. sh’ got y’ good, didn’t sh’?” john pretends that he didn’t hear kyle’s sharp inhale, and he leans close to brush his nose on his sergeant’s head, breathing him in, before leaving like he didn’t lay waste on kyle’s heart.

he grabs the back of johnny’s neck and clicks his tongue at johnny’s hissed sputtering. john isn’t angry, he really isn’t, but he felt the indents of johnny’s teeth on the inside of your thighs, and john would just like to remind him—“i said t’ play nice, didn’t i, pup? t’ behave?” it’s no brainer that john’s tugging johnny to his office for a punishment.

(he places the recorder on your hands.

“what’s this?”

he shrugs before pulling you close. he nuzzles his scruff on your shoulder, holding you even tighter as you try to wriggle away from him, squealing how ticklish he’s being

he kisses the exposed patch of your skin peeking through your shirt. “nothin’ much, love. jus’ for our movie night.”)

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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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my oc only exists in blurbs

i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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Saw a video and it got me thinking😔🙏

141!reader who is just so full of energy all the time, and usually a good spar with one of the boys is enough to settle you, but sometimes you need more.

So occasionally the boys (usually ghost and soap but sometimes all four) will go with you to some abandoned building or a forest or something. And they literally hunt you while you hunt them. Full on running after the other and tackling to the ground.

Rules are, you each have designated "home bases" and if you can manage to drag someone to your base, you get to fuck them however you want. It gets pretty fucking brutal pretty fast, because everyone is eager to fuck you how they choose. Bloody knuckles, split lips, a broken wrist on one occasion that got ghost yelled at by price-

Uhhhh idk just imagine.

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Lowkey socially inept ghost who has NO CLUE just how horny reader is for him😔

You've pulled out all the stops, complimented his outfits, pointed out how tall he is, how warm he is. Fuck, you even compared hand sizes! But nothing! Ur pretty sure hes just dense, bc its not like hes rejected you yet, just nods along with whatever you say but he doesnt *do* anything!

You learn that ghost has a bad back and send him sex positions designed to reduce back pain, nothing but a thumbs up. Its not even you that ends up telling him, gaz sees you offer chapstick after *just* applying some and he denies it. He cant take it anymore, watching u is becoming actually painful.

"Ghost, mate, she wants to fuck you." He says blunty, dodging the indignant slap aimed at him "preferably sooner than later." Gaz gives you both a firm pat on the shoulder then walks away.

....anyways ghost ends up railing u into the mattress and u learn that u just need to be blunt with him. From then on you either drag him to ur room or say it to his face, only mildly embarrassed abt being so bold but the dick is worth it.

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the first pic☹️☹️☹️

Dear Arkansas Daughter - Lady Lamb

Soap living up to his callsign and being a slippery bastard to pin down—friendly yet distant, always performing, masking, etc—and Ghost, lovesick, trying really hard to get a hold of him.

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i heard people are leaving gaz out again? IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFOREEEEEEE.

i dont give a fuck, if you leave him out of a 141 post, i WILL think you're racist. i literally wrote an entire character analysis on this man. he is NOT the boring guy you think he is.

half of the reasons i see for leaving him out make absolutely zero sense. ive been in the call of duty fandom so so so so long. I've been in the fandom since i was a little child. this is a long running issue with leaving characters of color out. if you need help writing him, literally hit me up. i am willing to help people develop a style for him.

this is my link to my character analysis. USE IT.

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..plot twist??

Ghost and Soap were both dead asleep in their barrack until the faintest gasp woke them up. Neither of them were deep sleepers but something about that noise was almost familiar and it jolted them awake. Another gasp followed by a drawn out “fuuuck” had the two sitting up straight in their beds, each turning towards the other, making sure it wasn’t just a dream. A higher pitched gasp could be heard through the wall. The wall separating their room from yours. Their cocks starting to stir to life at the realization that you were in there moaning. Unspoken and through eye contact they agreed to silently listen and maybe do what they needed to but not to make a big deal out of it. Until much louder than the other noises came a “fuck Lieutenant”. Now they are both on their feet and Ghost has a shit eating grin on his face bc you’re in that room touching yourself to the thought of him. No that can’t be right “lass probably meant to say Sargent.” Soap simply would not believe it.

And now they are both barreling through their door just to swing yours open. The two needed answers. Ghost needed to be proved right and Soap needed to prove him wrong. Had they fantasized about you? Yes. often? Yes. About you touching yourself to the thought of them? Yes. now dreams were about to become reality. They could hear the lewd wet sounds of you fingering yourself through the door. Until they swung your door open and they were not met with you naked and alone in the room but instead your body was covered by a man (a lieutenant from a dif area of the base). One arm keeping himself up while the other was down your panties and knuckle deep in your pussy. The two were frozen at the door as his head turned to look at them, removing his dripping wet fingers from your pussy and sliding them into his mouth with an exaggerated pop. (Ghost wanted to cut those fingers off of him and soap couldn’t decide if he wanted to help ghost or suck your juices off of the man’s fingers himself)

“Sargent MacTavish. Lieutenant Riley. Nice to see you” with a cocky smirk and silky voice, now the only man in the room who was actually invited was leaving. Finally revealing you only in your bra and visibly soaked panties. If looks could kill the two men left still standing in your doorway would’ve evaporated into dust as you redressed yourself.

“What the fuck do you two want?”

With an embarrassingly high pitched “nothing” the two went running from your room.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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Yes, we've all agreed that soap eats box like its the most delicious and nutritious meal ever, but what about a reader like that?

Absolutely addicted to soaps cock and his cum. Im not talking abt an oral fixation (tho that does play a role lol) im talking abt a reader who is obsessed with the taste.

Like, the first time u suck him off, your eyes flutter and u pull back with a dopey grin "god, Johnny, you taste amazing." And soap thinks maybe its just some fun dirty talk, but you dip down to lick up every last drop of cum. He's whining and overstimulated, but ur already thinking abt ur next mouthful, stroking him hard again.

Anyways u have soap gasping for breath with tears down his face by the end of the night, and surely the whole barracks knows what just happened, but who gives a fuck bc you just had the best hours of ur life.

U make it a morning routine to suck soap off and hes more than happy to return the favor, literally the happiest couple on base lol.

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im growing! im changing!

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