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STEVEN UNIVERSE

Guys o.o Steven unuverse: mirror gem... The gems found the mirror lapis was trapoed in at the galexy warp.. And lapis ... just seeing this episode after "same old world" ...............

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Bleach characters at the dentist

As requested by anon. :)

Bleach characters are in the human world, checking out this new-fangled dentist thing they heard about. How will that go?

1. Shinji

Dentist: All right, sir, if you could open your mouth please?

Shinji: Sure!

Dentist: …

Dentist: S-sir, have you had major reconstructive surgery?

Shinji: No…why?

Dentist: T-teeth are not meant to be perfect squares of equal size!

Dentist: It is as though your teeth were drawn by a child with a ruler!

Dentist: Archaeologists of the future will assume you ate nothing but plants!

Dentist: It is wrong and unnatural, and yet I cannot look away!

Dentist: The…the squares….!

Shinji: Maybe I’ll try somewhere else.

2. Yachiru

Dentist: Young lady, your teeth are in excellent shape!

Dentist: Whatever you are doing, keep on doing it!

Yachiru: I live on nothing but candy!

Dentist: …

Dentist: Please don’t tell the children in the waiting room that.

3. Grimmjow

Grimmjow: But I don’t WANT to have my teeth cleaned!

Ichigo: Grimmjow! Oral hygiene is important!

Grimmjow: MY TEETH ARE FOR SHREDDING ENEMIES NOT FOR BEING SPARKLY

Grimmjow: STOP PUSHING ME

Dentist: Uh

Ichigo: Sorry, man! Cats HATE doctors of any kind.

Grimmjow: AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE I’M A CAT

Dentist: I feel like a free lollipop isn’t really gonna cut it here.

4. Yumichika

Yumichika: So tell me, dentist - are these the most beautiful teeth you have ever seen?

Dentist: They are very nice!

Yumichika: No - are they the most beautiful you have ever seen?

Dentist (whispering): The murder glint in your eyes tells me to say yes.

Yumichika: That’s what I like to hear!

5. Ulquiorra

Dentist: So, do you floss?

Ulquiorra: No. Never.

Dentist: Get busy? Forget?

Ulquiorra: The souls which I consume for food do not, typically, get caught in the teeth.

Dentist: Uh

Ulquiorra: At any rate, do you have thoughts about the heart? 

6. Tesla

Dentist: Your teeth look good, sir. Do you floss?

Tesla: Yes, every day.

Tesla: Both my own and my boss’s, while he is unconscious.

Tesla: He would not floss otherwise.

Dentist: …you floss your boss’s teeth while he sleeps?

Tesla: I care deeply about Nnoitra-sama’s teeth.

Tesla: Deeply.

Dentist: …

Dentist: I’m just gonna let that one go.

7. Hisagi

Dentist: You have some slight staining. Do you smoke or drink a lot of coffee?

Hisagi: Guilty on the coffee front!

Hisagi: Or at least, I used to drink a lot of coffee.

Hisagi: Lately I’ve preferred to just inject it straight into my veins, ha ha!

Dentist: …

Dentist: …

Hisagi: That was a…joke?

Dentist: Oh!

Dentist: With the day I’m having, I just wasn’t sure.

8. Kenpachi

Dentist: I’m so pleased that there was no gum bleeding when I flossed your teeth!

Dentist: You must take good care of them.

Kenpachi: Of course you didn’t draw blood! You can’t draw blood with a piece of fucking string!

Kenpachi: You wanna draw blood, you’re gonna need to floss my teeth with a SWORD!

Dentist: Ha ha?

Kenpachi: That wasn’t a joke.

Dentist: …of course it wasn’t.

9. Ikkaku

Dentist: Thank you for being such a good patient, sir.

Dentist: You did keep exclaiming about how “clever” and “interesting” humans are, but hey. My brain can barely process weirdness anymore, so that’s okay.

Dentist: Now, would you like a free toothbrush?

Ikkaku: Spare teeth would be better, if you have them!

Ikkaku: I’m always knocking mine out!

Dentist: …

Dentist: [whimpers]

10. Liltotto

Liltotto: Make sure you don’t cause my teeth pain.

Dentist: Please relax! I will be careful.

Liltotto: You misunderstand.

Liltotto: If you hurt me, I may reflexively eat you.

Liltotto: I do that.

Dentist: …

Dentist: Whelp it looks like your teeth are perfectly fine and don’t require cleaning!

Liltotto: I get that a lot.

11. Komamura

Dentist: I’m sorry, sir. I don’t clean the teeth of giant anthropomorphic talking wolves.

Komamura: I understand.

Komamura: I will try a vet.

Dentist: So polite!

Dentist: [whimpers]

12. Riruka

Dentist: Well, young lady, I am afraid you have a cavity.

Riruka: What?? Why???

Dentist: You did walk in with an entire box of donuts which you were eating.

Riruka: Are you JUDGING me?

Dentist: Not at all! Eating donuts for meals just means you’re probably going to get cavities.

Dentist: But let me tell you, miss, with the day I’m having, I’m so happy that you are a normal human with a normal cavity!

Riruka: I want the cap to be pink!

Dentist: A little weird, but I’m okay with that!

Riruka: I think you’re the weird one.

13. Kon

Dentist: Nurse! I think someone left their stuffed animal here!

Kon: Hey! Nobody LEFT me here!

Kon: I’m here because stuffed animals deserve to get their teeth cleaned just like anyone else!

Kon: STUFFED ANIMAL RIGHTS

Dentist: …

Dentist: I’m beginning to crack up.

Dentist: It is the only explanation.

14. Yoruichi

Dentist: A cat. Sitting in a dentist’s chair.

Dentist: Let me guess. You talk and you want me to clean your teeth.

Yoruichi: I can’t do it myself with my kitty paws!

Dentist: Sure. Lie back and open your mouth.

Yoruichi: You’re really chill for a human!

Dentist: Broken. The word you’re looking for is “broken.”

15. Halibel

Dentist: Ma’am, do you mind pulling your shirt down from your face so that I can see your teeth?

Halibel: Of course.

Dentist: OH MY SWEET LOVING TOOTHBRUSHES IS THAT A MASK MADE OF TEETH

Halibel: Yes.

Halibel: I would like them cleaned, please.

Dentist: SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT

Dentist: MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY VOID OF WEIRDNESS

Dentist: WHY NOT CLEAN THE WEIRD TOOTH MASK

Dentist: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Halibel: I think I like you.

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Kakuzu. No mask or nothin' xD

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Blue wolf adopt >=3 If you are intrested in owning this chara please visit JackalIsMe on deviantart!!! :3

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Sesshomaru :3

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Steven... Ooh the clustet so many feels T^T I think the way steven was feeling..the PAIN. Was rose in her gem. She was in so much pain and so distrought that she was hurting steven

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Jasper: starts slidding... Me: hoe dont do it. Jasper: falls! Me: oh my god.

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Su theory!!!

Ok so diamonds cant be broken or cut Unless by other DIAMONDS what if Blue White and Yellow diamond banded together to break PINK DIAMOND???

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Hidan: I respect all religions of the world.

Kakuzu: Money is the only true religion.

Pein: I am God.

Deidara: Atheist.

Hidan: Jashin-sama is testing me.

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Sketch for a Commission for Patpahootie’s Anthro Mantis

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quick lil tutorial on color

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a cutie

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Not even gonna atempt that real name ... LARRY This chara belongs to SLUGBOX/ CTENOPHORAE

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WIP blackriver Slugbox/ctenophorae chara Fan art in progress :D

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Nae!!! I love her so much =3= This chara belongs to WHITEMANTIS NOT ME