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the tragedy of neil enduring evermore thinking that he’s keeping andrew safe while andrew is there thinking his family is safe just to get to the realization they both failed in the end

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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

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Andreil🦊

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@adelinejclose

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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nobody fucking talk to me

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probably them idk

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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lenore being protective over annabel!

she literally sets her home on fire, pretends to be dead and cross dresses to make sure annabel can have a life that she wants:

protects her selflessly even in their first “new” meeting:

and later against poppy:

making sure annabel doesn’t fall:

…THEN LITERALLY JUMPING OFF A RAILING TO SAVE HER:

she catches her when she faints !

she’s so desperate to protect and help:

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real