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Just remembered the (only) batman/jl fic I concieved of j'onn mind-wiping bruce of specific encounters with league members 'cause bruce is. Stupid. 😂

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

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fanfic writers will go "anyone gonna explore the kinda fucked up or emotionally impactful implications of this minor canon detail?" and then not wait for an answer.

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once again kink in the sake of "well this is unlikely to be physically possible (but we're thinking about it now)."

Y'all know brain fluffing ASMR?

cha boy is thinking about how many telepaths are in the league. Does mental force still feel like hands? Each spindly reach pulling out the tangled, stressed threads of a bad idea?

Or, what actually started this. tim//bart thoughts + speedforce magic bullshit where bart can get his hands in there and Fix or mess with the electrical impulses, making tim all lax and shivery and drooling. Such a point of control, of focus, Bart frowning in concentration as he helps Tim's brain Chill Out.

Love the mental thought of Bart leaning over him (ala the "I'm doing my girlfriend's makeup" meme or that one spongebob stage actor & his partner) and Tim is trying to concentrate, he rarely sees the furrow in Bart's forehead, and the tongue sticking out is more common but still so cute, but it's so hard to think when his brain is buzzing. A good, soft buzz, like a wool blanket between himself and his thoughts. And he can see Bart's fingers, fluffing, before he can't even think about keeping his eyes open.

Coming back to himself all wet or with a mess in his pants, still barely thinking as his brain boots back up.

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Hello! My activity page is full of new followers! 😨 <- thats fuckin scary y'all, I'm slow, don't expect much from me until I'm re-medicated dhdhhdjdhd

Anyway. PSA post that I have an FAQ and a general notice pinned post that I always recommend reading prior to following, but the tl:dr is I Will Write Whatever I Want (yes that includes cnc and noncon and, if I feel like it, bat"cest", and sometimes piss kink and sometimes romantic fluff and almost 90% of the time, some flavour of poly lol). I'm not in charge of your online experience so if that makes you uncomfortable, just do us both a favour and back away.

On the other side of things tho, I do always try and tag (at the moment, annoyingly, through screenshots, but I'm trying to figure out what tags I can use that won't get me nuked by tumblr :/) or put ns/ft content under a read more. If I miss a tag I 100% appreciate it being pointed out to me. Partially because learning but also because, as I said, this is still a safe space :) and a space is safer with better defined rules and not censorship 👍

I also have a bluesky @/kneelonleon if anyone likes fic rambles in tweet form, i try and cross post but im not always successful, and next year im hoping to get back to taking reqs. We'll see

Nice to meet y'all, throw your questions in the box

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@suzukiblu mentioned you on a post “who wants weird medical kink timkon fic snips...”:

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​Never let it be said I'm not easily baited. 🐠

Tim's hands lay on the center of his chest, right in the middle of his pecs, and Kon can't help the way he holds his breath. They've never been professional about Kon's medical exams, but this frank touch is crossing whole new lines. Tim's hands fan out, fingers sliding roughly under Kon's pecs to grope at muscle and fat, and Kon jerks up into the rough grasp before he can stop himself. "Oh shit," he gasps, TTK forcing his hips against the table, and he knows without it he'd be bucking forward again with no hesitation. Tim's thumbs press into the top of his pecs, pinching down on his nipples, and Kon lets out a strangled, confused whimper. "Tim, bud-"

"I'm checking if your tits will allow you to lactate once you're bred," Tim interrupts shortly, pushing Kon's pecs up again and making Kon's breath come fast at the harsh treatment, Tim's hands sinking into his flesh. "You wanted to check if you were sterile - I want to make sure that you'll be able to feed your baby."

Oh god, the thought. Kon's cheeks go dark, he knows it; his face must be burgundy red for how much he's burning. It almost makes him cry to imagine a tiny baby nursing at his chest, their little hand curled around his finger and their little life in his hands and cradled by his TTK. It's all for moot if he's sterile, he tells himself, but all of that is being crushed under the way Tim's manipulating his chest, like he really does have tits, like he'd get swollen with milk as he waited for his baby-

"We can fix it if you're not," Tim murmurs, and Kon's mouth twitches at the thought of a nursemaid, no matter how well trusted, but then Tim tweaks his nipple and the pain pulls Kon from his thoughts long enough to hear Tim say, "I know your DNA well enough to synthesise a form of estrogen, so you'll lactate."

Fuck. Kon slaps a hand over his mouth to stop a keen, and screws his eyes shut when he nods so he doesn't have to see Tim's face. (If Tim's already this invested in his pecs - in his tits - what will he be like when Kon's actually pregnant and dripping milk? Will he help Kon get used to it before the baby comes-?)

"Tim," he manages to say from behind his hand, "Tim, come on-"

"I think you'll be fine though," Tim says, finally releasing his tits. "Your womb is well-developed and it'll likely respond well to the breeding. The hormonal changes will probably self-regulate the start of lactation-"

"Yeah baby, talk nerdy to me," Kon says teasingly, too breathless to pull it off but trying to ignore exactly how hot under the collar he's gotten from Tim's diatribe. "Look, Tim, breeding comes after we figure out if I'm sterile."

"...Right," Tim mumbles, turning away. His heartbeat is...rickety. He's not lying, but there's something he's not sharing. Like a rollercoaster technician letting kids go on a ride when they know one of the seatbelts is broken.

Wait, that's darker than he meant it to be. Kon tries to send his TTK out, a tendril brushing for the back of Tim's undersuit, but he falters before it makes contact. He can't overstep, he tells himself. They've lived this long on the edge of a label, and every time Kon's ever added a label, it's gone fucking wrong. Calling Tana his girlfriend got her killed, and Knockout had turned partner into accomplice.  Better to stay unnamed then risk losing Tim, and anyway, what sort of label would fit this?

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It makes SO much sense that Kon doesnt have a medical kink. Unfortunately I definitely do and have to resign myself to the fact that Think Pink Tim and Bernard will not be taking Kon to the "vet" to get his piercings done

. . . . . . . . . I suddenly regret several story decisions I have not made.

/FANS SELF/

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Take One. Wakefield Poole, 1977.

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....also this is less of a peeve but why are we acting like Tim - trained vigilante, has hauled Batman's stupid drunk ass around - can't bridal scoop Kon.

im soooo fucking sick of people acting like you're heinous if you like the TT03 Lex+Kon retcon, like. Can you get off your high horse? You're not any better than someone else just for a Personal Preference. Holy fuckkkkk

Do I think Geoff wrote it shit? Yeah bruh 😂 the genetic absolution was insane and that's not what a clone is, oh my god. Why were you stupid and why did you explore The most boring possible choices.

But Paul Westfield? Who the fuck even is that anymore, my guys. Don't be acting like comics simplifying plot in order to streamline themes ain't a common thread. And also, I know comics do it bad but people engage with it on such bad faith..."everyone who likes the retcon likes it because of clex!" Nope, next. "It implies Kon is evil because of his genetics!" Yeah that's Geoff's fault and it don't mean that's the part I'm interested in about forcing the relationship between them. There is so much to be explored in the violation of that - Lex wanting a Superman he could control, Lex and his freakshit biodeterminism, Superman and the violation of an enemy, one of his greatest, one of the smartest, can you not imagine the strain? - and then how does it feel to be KON? I'm not talking about genetics - but socially, emotionally, no matter what is said to your face, Kon has learnt judgement from a TV screen, he knows reporters and stories and being in the fucking spotlight. Can you not think about how it adds an extra layer of hurt to the relationships he finds most important?

There's no one-to-one on familial relationships within the superfam, but to act like the Lex retcon does not have the opportunity for fascinating ✨ drama ✨ (LEX HAS SO MANY FUCKING MEDICAL ISSUES. KON DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOW LEX HAS CURED HALF OF THEM.) is an asspull.

Biodeterminism is fucking stupid! That doesn't mean there isn't interesting goddamn plots to explore about HOW OTHER PEOPLE TREAT KON BECAUSE OF IT.

Do I think other stories have told it better (Artemis, Steph, Joey?) Duh. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T WANNA SEE IT? NO.

Also jfcccccc. It's been canon for longer than the OG SB run at this point. 1994 - 2003 (9 years) and then 2003 to 2025 (TWENTY-TWO. Bitch is old enough to drink).

Have your personal preference. Acknowledge the comics did a shit job actually making it Good. But don't get your panties in a twist if other people want to explore that fucking plot.

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im soooo fucking sick of people acting like you're heinous if you like the TT03 Lex+Kon retcon, like. Can you get off your high horse? You're not any better than someone else just for a Personal Preference. Holy fuckkkkk

Do I think Geoff wrote it shit? Yeah bruh 😂 the genetic absolution was insane and that's not what a clone is, oh my god. Why were you stupid and why did you explore The most boring possible choices.

But Paul Westfield? Who the fuck even is that anymore, my guys. Don't be acting like comics simplifying plot in order to streamline themes ain't a common thread. And also, I know comics do it bad but people engage with it on such bad faith..."everyone who likes the retcon likes it because of clex!" Nope, next. "It implies Kon is evil because of his genetics!" Yeah that's Geoff's fault and it don't mean that's the part I'm interested in about forcing the relationship between them. There is so much to be explored in the violation of that - Lex wanting a Superman he could control, Lex and his freakshit biodeterminism, Superman and the violation of an enemy, one of his greatest, one of the smartest, can you not imagine the strain? - and then how does it feel to be KON? I'm not talking about genetics - but socially, emotionally, no matter what is said to your face, Kon has learnt judgement from a TV screen, he knows reporters and stories and being in the fucking spotlight. Can you not think about how it adds an extra layer of hurt to the relationships he finds most important?

There's no one-to-one on familial relationships within the superfam, but to act like the Lex retcon does not have the opportunity for fascinating ✨ drama ✨ (LEX HAS SO MANY FUCKING MEDICAL ISSUES. KON DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOW LEX HAS CURED HALF OF THEM.) is an asspull.

Biodeterminism is fucking stupid! That doesn't mean there isn't interesting goddamn plots to explore about HOW OTHER PEOPLE TREAT KON BECAUSE OF IT.

Do I think other stories have told it better (Artemis, Steph, Joey?) Duh. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T WANNA SEE IT? NO.

Also jfcccccc. It's been canon for longer than the OG SB run at this point. 1994 - 2003 (9 years) and then 2003 to 2025 (TWENTY-TWO. Bitch is old enough to drink).

Have your personal preference. Acknowledge the comics did a shit job actually making it Good. But don't get your panties in a twist if other people want to explore that fucking plot.

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Alternatively if u pick a number between one and sixty i think im gonna try and get a req done. Maybhap

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who wants weird medical kink timkon fic snips

The hand on his hip rubs a circle over the jut of his hip bone, slow, slow, slow, thumb grazing Kon's belly, and he almost sobs at the sweet touch. "We're gonna get you bred up, Kon-el," Tim murmurs. "But that means you gotta hold still for me, okay? I need you. I need to-"

Tim's hand falters, barely, and Kon blinks open bleary eyes to squint at him, his TTK lessening enough to allow him that manoeuvrability. Tim's staring at his hand, at Kon's belly, and Kon watches as his chest rises and falls in a deep, long breath.

"You're taking this all so well, Kon-el," Tim says. "We're gonna make sure you get everything you want. Just let me- test."

Just let him, like Kon would ever deny him anything. Tim's stupid sometimes, and Kon wants this done, wants the knowledge that he's stuffed full and his body's getting him bred and ready for his baby, but...Kon can't deny Tim anything. Not when he knows everything Tim does is for everyone else's own good. Who would he be, to take away Tim's flimsy excuses? If this is for Kon's "own good" and not Tim's desires, then both of them can stay trapped.

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it’s so awesome when there’s a character who isn’t canonically bisexual but is undeniably haunted by the specter of bisexuality

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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