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aaaaaw thankssss <<<<333

Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me

Kirishima: *nods*

Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?

Kirishima: *denies*

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Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken

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Bakugo: alright, listen up you assholes

Bakugo: not you lego kiri, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

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Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me

Kirishima: *nods*

Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?

Kirishima: *denies*

….

Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken

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Kirishima: this is real

Bakugo : I know

Kirishima: you're my husband

Bakugo : I'm your husband

Kirishima: you married me… in front of people

Bakugo: i know. i was there

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denki: i talked to bakugo today, and apparently, he and izuku broke up

kirshima: oh, how awful

denki: kirishima, you're smiling

kirishima: am i? hmm

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Bakugo: This bloodline ends with me.

Kirishima: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay."

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kirishima: don't come to the loft

denki: why?

kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore

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-Before meeting Bakugo-

Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say

Bakugo: h-

Kirishima: he is perfect

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KAJS OMG YES, and the bakusquad are looking them

kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?

bakugo: sure

mina: he can’t just pay for you!

bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!

mina: we’re playing monopoly!

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OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! you draw very cutee aww!!! thanks for taking your time to draw it <33

Kirishima sometimes doesn't understand what Bakugou saw in him :c

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kirishima, sitting on bakugos's lap: tell me I'm pretty

bakugo, lovingly: pretty fucking annoying is what you are

kirishima, blushed: i love u too

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kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?

bakugo: sure

mina: he can’t just pay for you!

bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!

mina: we’re playing monopoly!

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Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?

Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.

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kirishima: you like me?

Bakugo: we're married

kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-

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Bakugo: Happy Halloween. Have some candy hearts.

Kirishima: ow Thanks bro!!! but that’s the wrong holiday–

Bakugo: No it’s not. I am in love with you. Happy f*cking Halloween.

kirishima:

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kirishima: have you decided on a halloween costume yet?

Bakugo: yeah. I'm gonna dress up as an idiot.

Denki: *coming into the room* hey bakubro, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.

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kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.

Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!

Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.