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lHey friends! 

Meg here for TUTOR TUESDAY! Today has been hectic so I apologize for it’s lateness. But let’s look at male bodies and body types. I cannot stress enough that this is meant to be provide a few base body types that can then be compounded on as there are a MILLION body types out there. I’ve made anatomy tutorials and muscle/fat distribution tutorials that may help understand this one. This was recommended by @flowerlion-today , send in your recs here or my personal! Keep practicing, have fun, and I’ll see you next week!

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BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier | Episode 3: Power Broker

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Kate, what are the Avengers favourite drinks?

Steve Rogers kinda likes drinking things he probably couldn’t have gotten away with back when he had a heart condition and stomach ulcers.  Black coffee, beer, scotch.

Bucky Barnes is a beer and bourbon guy

Tony Stark is a single malt, well-aged Scotch man.  Macallan or Glenfiddich.

Sam Wilson depends on the time of day.  He’s a fan of Scotch but it’s more of a rare treat for him.  Day to day he goes for orange juice more.

James Rhodes day to day sticks to water.  Likes a beer when he’s socializing.

Bruce Banner likes green tea.

Natasha Romanoff drinks vodka like it’s water.

Thor loves mead

Clint Barton pretty much lives on coffee

Wanda Maximoff loves a Russian caravan tea with jam.

Pietro Maximoff likes a speedball.

Vision likes isopropyl alcohol

Scott Lang likes cold brewed single origin coffee.

Peter Parker likes Snapple.

T’Challa likes a black tea like Ceylon with nothing added.

Loki the Nectar of the gods.

Carol Danvers likes Pepsi clear.

Hope Van Dyne tends to drink a lot of Powerade.  She likes the red one.

Stephen Strange likes an aged Pu'er tea

Maria Hill anything alcohol really.  Just all of it.  But she does like a nice red wine.

For Phil Coulson, there’s a cocktail called ‘banging the captain 3 ways on the comforter’.  That’s his favorite.

Nick Fury likes a dry martini.

Peggy Carter likes red wine and Bloody Marys

Brunnhilde as long as it’s alcoholic she doesn’t care

Wade Wilson likes frozen strawberry daiquiris

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☠️Tattooed!Bucky☠️

I did a thing! I’ve had tattooed Bucky on my mind lately and I couldn’t help myself. Enjoy!

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I need to follow less people permanently arguing with strangers and more people saying shit like "I would be the first person to sit down with Thomas the Tank Engine and truly listen."

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I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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hey bro i've noticed you've not been as enthusiastic about the stabbing as penetration metaphor lately. you alright?

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15 years

it’s been ten years

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“How do you know you can trust me?”

“I love you, and I believe you love me.”

“You’re quite wrong, this has only been an adventure to me.”

“That isn’t true, Catherine.”

“It is true! You smiled at me I was flattered. It was an adventure for a holiday movie.”

“You may as well take my heart Catherine, it’s already full of you. You walked into it the day we met.”

“You’re a fool, Rudolf.”

“But isn’t any man who falls in love? Do you know what you are to me? You’re something to believe in again. You’re a type of person that cease to exist for me. A fine and honest woman.”

“Oh my darling, you’re such a child. Take your foolish little dream and heart and go. Please, go!”

“What is it, what’s wrong my dear?”

“You know nothing about me, you’ve known me only three weeks.”

“Three weeks? Catherine, I’ve known you all my life!”

“All your life?”

“It’s true. I’ve seen you in a thousand plays, read you in as many books. Well, I’ve heard beautiful music, I’ve thought, ‘she’d like that.’ I’ve looked at flowers and known one day that I’d give them to you.”

“Oh stop, stop! You must listen to me, I’m not that woman. Perhaps I was once but I’m not now! You see, you were wrong. You can’t trust me.”

- Dangerously Yours

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my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.